Hey! its been a hard days night
And I been working like a dog,
I been biting every ones head off like a bulldog
I been biting, spiting, firing my red hot chilli flames,
It made me tired and horse!
But It been worth it
As you going to give me
And you! And you! And You!
It hard work- paper, shuffling and in sighting arguments
Screaming and Debating.
My throat is hoarse!
I was running late for court again,
The magistrate wasn’t impressed
I looked for madam this morning
But she already left,
I couldn’t test my grand speech
I couldn’t subject her to interrogations
I couldn’t find my papers,
They were already filed.
I couldn’t find my socks,
They were washed and with my boots.
I couldn’t find my shirt and tie,
They where pressed and ironed,
I couldn’t find my suit,
They where hung up on a hanger
with my shirt and tie,
I couldn’t find my keys again,
They were in the door,
I couldn’t find my sunglasses,
They were on my head.
I need some kip!
You take the calls!
I was up late last night watching the soccer on the big screen!
Doesn’t anyone make chocolate cake anymore!
Where are those dam Tim Tams
The white qua lo hid.
I wonder whether she remembered to order my favorite Raspberry Tea Cake from Cake Box.
I cant find my dinner
The Roast Tandoori Chicken and Rice on a plate in the oven with Vegetable Jalfrazi
Better Order some curry from Jewel of Banyan
You do it please!
I’m a Lawyer You Know
I can do anything I like!
You can’t your just my quolo wife!
I refuse to let the rest of the world know!
You are my De facto Wife!
I refuse to let the rest of the world know
You are the Homemaker,
We have a meeting tonight,
You sit there and be quite,
Any useful ideas you suggest,
Are mine, and all mine.