Want a better way to run a Global Business?
And beat Traffic Jams!
To have less Stress!
You have your animals to help with that Mr CN!
Work from home and use the phone
Work from home and use the internet
You Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner is on Cue!
Snacks available in The Board Room!
Typing,Photo, Web Design Photocoping complete,
Mail, Email, Faxing, sent out on Cue,
Finacial and Non Finacial work contributions
Just make sure you not caught in your PJ’s
or Tracksuit Sir!
We don’t have to worry we only have one suit!
Just make sure your clean both sides of the units
Don’t worry Madam will take care of that!
Before Mr T.H. The Bulgarian Agent and Delivery Man Or Special Client turns up.
Just Another Day with the Lawyers And Agents in A Legal Practitioner Home Office!
The Clayton’s Office with A view is in the City!
Right next to the Courts!
Lovely Gardens There You Know!
The Verdict Of Some Big Cases Are Given There!
We own the Main Street Of Perth, Or At least we think we do!
We think we own the Gardens Too!
We Charge You $350 US a hour for the View !
Lovely! These City Views!
The Big Big Boss is a expert you know!
That why like most you have to have a minimum
of $1500 AUS in the Trust Account before any work is allowed to be done!
And if we do Pro Bono that means you won’t see any money at all and we look nice!
He does Appeal Cases, You Know
Some times He Appeals He own cases!
Some times Suit Cases!
Some times Court Cases!
Sometimes Family Law Cases Where you definitely have to lie in court and steal Madams house and money and all the assets!
Especially since she had paid the deposit and paid most of the mortgage!
But Sir Big Boss will just tell everybody Any Dam Fool Will Know I am the landlord!
How else would be able to give it to useless wife one that been in your ear over the phone and bargaining with the pharmacist Mr MJR to deceive you!
After All you were poor when you was with her!
Oh By the way did I mention the 21 year old Chinese Mistress that delusion of getting all the loot.
that help to smash up Madam In the Restaurant
And steal her mobile phone!
Some times Criminal Cases with the help of the Special Lanky Canadian Criminal Lawyer Mr DM He flew the cuckoo clock and Persian Carpet from Melborne Law Chambers
Mr DM in you prestentation for your case and cross examintion of Madam
tells the Court that Madam knows how to do Marshal Arts and Karate!
But Madam only knows how to do Art and Tai Chai!
That is Peaceful and Slow and Healthy!
He knows how to put key witnesses on the spot!
Get them to change sides so they cannot testify
for the prosecution and dismiss their evidence on cue!
Mr CN is a terrific morale and human being!
He is so kind and considerate!
He knows how to assault his victim and cause injury and twist the fact so he can claim vi tum and injury!
Mr DM knows how to recoup his Legal Fees and has no consern of the injustice been done to the Victum
And The Judge Is only too obliging to give favourtism to the Legal culprits in suits
He even prepared to award them Costs
What a great love affair amongst the boys
In Suits and Wigs
Meow! Woof!! Meow! Woof! Ka Ka! Mama mar!
Never mind who is really the victum
or her rights
or the reason for the charges on the Dragon In A Suit!
Never mind! he tried to kill them or do the R thing or cause Head Injury,spinal injury or retrain them from leaving!
He will just blame the other witnesses he asked to join in.
And If they are lucky they will be given a nice little air ticket back home so they wont have to give evidence!
Then that will be there fault, Not his!
Maybe they will be scared or threaten!
Maybe they will run away on the day of the trial!
Maybe they will be payed off !
Some times Appeals before the Appeals Tribunal
After complaints from Clients!
He knows how to exploit the Clients and make them pay!
He knows how to get away with it
What are you worried About?
He will just Instruct the Bulgarian while he sits on the phone with The Immigration Office and the client!
The Bulgarian will filter the work overseas to him while your paying!
If you are very lucky
He will just use one of his Clayton s agents overseas He trained to speak to the Government Immigration Office
Like the Pharmacist In Malaysia whom attached himself to The Trust Fund and Businesses
Or His Alcoholic Brother Overseas The Pharmacist Befriended and moved into the house!
He has A Clayton Secretary that serves Tea
Top Cat Jazzy C Legal and AAA Immigration Service
What’s Your Problem? We solve difficult cases! There is no discrimination here!
We fight for Social Justice And Your Rights!
We fight for the Right to be Envious and Jealousy!
We fight for the Right to put White Women and Qualos White Devils Down
We fight for Control and Deception
We support all sorts of causes we don’t dare mention!
We are Freedom Fighters
The Supervisor and The Boss is The Big Black Cat!
The Receptionist is Mrs Thomas The Talking Cat!
And The Pacifist is Miss Nellie Gandhi!
The messages Pigeons are out the back
In case you forget to run to the City at 4.30 pm
We take good care of you!