Another Fruit, Please!

I do not find lemons to be objectionable,
but I never much liked lemonade.
I have always felt that I should love lemonade
because people talk about it’s refreshing and tangy qualities.
So, I try it over and over hoping to live the experience that others speak of.
It has always left my mouth dry and craving a big glass of water.
I think this is why the term when life hands you lemons, make lemonade has always been a troublesome statement for me.

What is someone who doesn’t like lemonade supposed to do
with a bucket full of lemons?
The epiphany has finally hit me.
I love limes, cherries, grapefruit, cantaloupe, oranges, peaches, pears,
berries, bananas, grapes and so many other wonderful fruits.
I…
don’t…
have to…
like…
lemonade!

I think that when life hands me lemons,
I am going to throw them back with gusto.
Give me a great big bowl of fruit salad with whipped cream on top.
Now I’m happy.

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Was just lying in bed thinking about how much I don’t like lemonade and thought about the old saying. I really have had issues with it!

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Comments

  • lianne
    lianneover 6 years ago

    This is so delightful I can’t stop smiling! I’m so sorry I was on the road and have only now had time to look through your portfolio and find this treasure! Think I’ll smile all day! Thank you! So well written, just a great piece!

  • Thank you. Much appreciated. : )

    – Zolton

  • dasSuiGeneris
    dasSuiGenerisabout 4 years ago

    Exceptional Statement! I absolutely love the title… it makes me giggle. As for the hurling of lemons goes, it sure sounds like a fun activity to attend to! Nice work, Zolton, with this fun piece.

  • Thank you! This one goes waaaaaaay back! ha ha. : )

    – Zolton

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