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Just a Dumb Story

I thought he was married
Emailing me
What’d he want!
Blew him off
Fixed his wagon
Told him I had a boyfriend
Which I did
For… a minute
Another wanker
In the meantime
He dated…
Some of the girls
I like a lot
Thought I had a boyfriend
And I did…
For a minute
It only took one thing
In my abrupt
Childish way
To say…
Hey assholes on Facebook
Who keep emailing me
And hitting on me…
You have no balls
Until you actually ask me
Done deal
And you know…
I like that he dated girls
That I like
Because it means
We are alike
In the like
In a comforting way
But thank goodness
That didn’t work out
And now
I’m ranting
Because I don’t know
What else to say
And my friends…
Are friends
And are happy for me

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PS… any man who is brave enough to wanna date me based on my Facebook profile…. well… he gots some big assed balls. ha ha ha… just sayin.


  • charliethetramp
    charliethetrampabout 3 years ago

    beware of dating people on facebook,…..full stop….semi colon…..question mark…..
    abbreviation….conditional perfect….hypothetical question…and fog index

    its definately good to rant once in while zoltan

  • Matt Penfold
    Matt Penfoldabout 3 years ago

    LOL, good to see everything is well in your world Zo Zo :)

    SNAFU ;) x

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