Don't Call Me on Valentine's Day

No. Not seeing anyone. I don’t call people when I’m blue. Men have their list. I don’t. I bet when your balls are blue you run that list down with check marks. Can’t call that one. Used her last time. So what is it? Why’d you call me? Why would you want to talk to me? Oh. Just saying hi. Got it. Sure it’s not because no one is paying attention to you right now? Need a friend, hug, blow job? No… just coffee? Right. I think I remember that you don’t drink the stuff. I thought you would know, since we are such good old pals… I’m not a black book girl. Don’t care. Don’t do that once it’s over. Maybe with a knife. Oh, that’s funny. I’m salivating on that. You aren’t laughing. I’m sorry. Why should I? Cause you feel bad? Poor thing. Oh. So sorry she dumped you. Good for her. You have to go? That’s fine. Thought you went a long time ago. You’ll call me back? Oh. Please don’t.

Don't Call Me on Valentine's Day

Zolton

Portland, United States

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