1st Place

1st Place by Zolton

1st Place

The shirt reads 1st Place Wurst Spellyng Compaticion

I typeset things for a living, but when I get on RedBubble I’m all thumbs. So, if you are thinking about stealing my crown… forget it! I will squash you like a bug.

1st Place belongs to the following groups:

Humorous Illustrations
  • Miri

    Miri, 2 months ago

    hahahahaha
    spelling wars – you’re on!!

  • Zolton

    Zolton in reply to Miri’s comment, 2 months ago

    Okay then! I am rolling up my sleeves. You’ve got some work to do.

  • Georgiana Fasslebinder

    Georgiana Fass..., 2 months ago

    very cute! now we know what ya do!

  • Zolton

    Zolton in reply to Georgiana Fasslebinder’s comment, 2 months ago

    The funniest thing at work is the bimonthly production of The Crack & Crevice Newsletter (for pest control). Huh!!

  • Georgiana Fasslebinder

    Georgiana Fass..., 2 months ago

    haha. I had to do advertising for Sew and Sew and signage for a sewage plant!

  • The InnerNortherns .

    The InnerNorth..., 2 months ago

    cool 1

  • Miri

    Miri, 2 months ago

    ok spell ‘Antidisestablishmentarianism’....errr this isn’t going to work is it LOL!!!

  • Cathie Tranent

    Cathie TranentAdelaide Meatspace Coordinator, 2 months ago

    Very nice … but you could have spelt something wrong!!

  • Zolton

    Zolton in reply to Cathie Tranent’s comment, 2 months ago

    I fixed it! I think it’s much better now. Thanks. ha ha.

  • Cathie Tranent

    Cathie TranentAdelaide Meatspace Coordinator, 2 months ago

    MUCH better!! ;p

  • WanderingAuthor

    WanderingAuthor, 2 months ago

    LOL! I’ve done letterpress printing; I have a couple of old Golding Pearls and cases of handset type in my basement. I love typo jokes. :-D

    Did you hear the one about the accident form? “Was the driver fober?” And someone filled it out: “Yes, but the printer wasn’t.”

    A true story (read this in a printing mag): one of the university presses (forget which one) decided to try to produce a work completely free of typos. They set it up, then posted proofs on a bulletin board, with a pretty nice reward for every typo spotted. Well, the students liked that idea, and earned themselves quite a bit of cash. Finally, the press decided the last typo had been eliminated, and sent the book to press. Not long after they discovered a typo – on the first page! :<)

    An acquaintance swears this is a true story; it seems plausible to me, but I wasn’t there and I have only his word for it. The company he worked for was having a lot of trouble with typos in material they produced, so the PR head sent around a memo reminding everyone of the importance of proper spelling. It was signed Whoever Doe, Director of Pubic Relations. :-O

  • Zolton

    Zolton in reply to WanderingAuthor’s comment, 2 months ago

    Ha ha. Thanks. I was having a rough week on the blogs. Thanks for your story. I use to do a lot more preflight type stuff, but the job I have now is a lot of typesetting. Oh dear. Once I did a business card for a gentleman with the last name of Male. I accidentally put his email address as soandso@hotmale.com. Ha ha. Luckily he caught it in the proofing before it went to press.

  • WanderingAuthor

    WanderingAuthor, 2 months ago

    LOL! Yes, and no one ever understands why you have to ask them to spell a common name, but if you don’t, that Smith will turn out to be Smythe. On the other hand, perhaps that mistake wasn’t just a typo – you could be on to something. Can you imagine just how many men would pay to have an email address at hotmale.com? ROTFL!

  • Damian

    Damian, 19 days ago

    Cool work! And the comments conversations were pretty funny too :)

  • Zolton

    Zolton in reply to Damian’s comment, 18 days ago

    Thanks! I love hearing about typos. You should see some of the actual names I come across though. Funny stuff.

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