The bard approached the troll not knowing of the toll
As the beast demands his fee the bard answered quite cordially
“I have no money and my budget’s tight” the troll lumbered forward prepared to fight
In an attempt ease his foe the bard sang a song of loss and woe
Dancing to enhance his tale the bard was sure he could not fail
The troll crushed him leaving the bard battered and bruised and it became quite clear the troll was exceptionally unamused.