famous quotes . . . not really. just keeping it real . . . strange.

you can’t eat a chicken with a name. once you name that chicken it’s a pet.

Well, you just stole your pet chicken’s egg and now you are about to eat BooBoo. Don’t name the eggs either.

my sediments exactly.

it’s a doggy dog world. oh. It’s dog EAT dog? I like mine better.

That big wild pile of sticks went from an art project to a fieldmouse condo. THINGS CHANGE FAST. expect it. and don’t be yelling at the mice! They’re just being mice.

I don’t wanna weed anymore. I graciously accept them wholeheartedly as zillions of friends. Can’t we all just get along?

hey that piece of lint looks like a squirrel.

Man, that little pig of a squirrel just stole all my Pignut nuts. true story.

I wasn’t doing nothing . . . i was writing a poem. They kinda look the same. but they’re not.

Let’s let somebody else solve that problem. sit down and have a popsicle with me.

I need more coffee before I can even attempt to tthink about doing math. bigger cup too.

I want a 10 gallon hat with a tank of chocolate. and a long flexible straw. hum de dum. no I’ll wait. for a little while. how long will it take? okay then. gimme a chocolate bar while I’m waiting.

yeah I know these socks don’t match and no WiseGuy – I don’t have another pair at home. I lost them. or left them outside. or used them as potholders. I don’t really care that much. socks are cheap.

who invented underwear? what was their deal anyway?

dang- where’s all my good underpants? all I can find are the ones I don’t wanna have a car accident in! oh I got a real-life underpants story but I can’t tell it here.

i don’t really know what I’m doing . . . but I’m doing it anyway.

it’s a good thing I’m not limited by reality. man that would be a real bite.

Don’t just experiemnt, let’s experiment on the experiment!! We are all science projects. and Dr Frankensteins. and Igors. and AbbyNormals. :)

Let’s make up some fake swear words. How’s yur pretend German? Nookiensshiddle!

i don’t wanna fight anymore. if you want to communicate with me, just make gentle clucking sounds and twirling motions. and maybe a few bird calls. as you’re leaving . . .

I made up a little tune that will henceforth signal when I am no longer available. Mind the tune. When the tune starts your time is up. Here’s how the tune goes . . .

I tried to leave you a piece of pie but you took too long and it needed to be eaten while it was still fresh. :)) Stop torturing me with uneaten pie!!

if you need me ~ I’ll be up in this tree. But if I am humming my tune ~stay away.

I’m working up the energy to go take a nap. right now. I’m about to move.

oh Hello. I’m eating popcorn for dinner. would you care to join me?

famous quotes . . . not really. just keeping it real . . . strange.

evon ski

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