you can’t eat a chicken with a name. once you name that chicken it’s a pet.
Well, you just stole your pet chicken’s egg and now you are about to eat BooBoo. Don’t name the eggs either.
my sediments exactly.
it’s a doggy dog world. oh. It’s dog EAT dog? I like mine better.
That big wild pile of sticks went from an art project to a fieldmouse condo. THINGS CHANGE FAST. expect it. and don’t be yelling at the mice! They’re just being mice.
I don’t wanna weed anymore. I graciously accept them wholeheartedly as zillions of friends. Can’t we all just get along?
hey that piece of lint looks like a squirrel.
Man, that little pig of a squirrel just stole all my Pignut nuts. true story.
I wasn’t doing nothing . . . i was writing a poem. They kinda look the same. but they’re not.
Let’s let somebody else solve that problem. sit down and have a popsicle with me.
I need more coffee before I can even attempt to tthink about doing math. bigger cup too.
I want a 10 gallon hat with a tank of chocolate. and a long flexible straw. hum de dum. no I’ll wait. for a little while. how long will it take? okay then. gimme a chocolate bar while I’m waiting.
yeah I know these socks don’t match and no WiseGuy – I don’t have another pair at home. I lost them. or left them outside. or used them as potholders. I don’t really care that much. socks are cheap.
who invented underwear? what was their deal anyway?
dang- where’s all my good underpants? all I can find are the ones I don’t wanna have a car accident in! oh I got a real-life underpants story but I can’t tell it here.
i don’t really know what I’m doing . . . but I’m doing it anyway.
it’s a good thing I’m not limited by reality. man that would be a real bite.
Don’t just experiemnt, let’s experiment on the experiment!! We are all science projects. and Dr Frankensteins. and Igors. and AbbyNormals. :)
Let’s make up some fake swear words. How’s yur pretend German? Nookiensshiddle!
i don’t wanna fight anymore. if you want to communicate with me, just make gentle clucking sounds and twirling motions. and maybe a few bird calls. as you’re leaving . . .
I made up a little tune that will henceforth signal when I am no longer available. Mind the tune. When the tune starts your time is up. Here’s how the tune goes . . .
I tried to leave you a piece of pie but you took too long and it needed to be eaten while it was still fresh. :)) Stop torturing me with uneaten pie!!
if you need me ~ I’ll be up in this tree. But if I am humming my tune ~stay away.
I’m working up the energy to go take a nap. right now. I’m about to move.
oh Hello. I’m eating popcorn for dinner. would you care to join me?
thanks for dropping by. have a nut.