halp I lost a day once and I mixed up some time
i dropped a quart of hours, is it really a blooming crime?
why oh why so linear are we
are there people that know exactly how long they will pee?
well I dont really wanna wait for anyone that’s true
but could ya just come and get me when your done and you’re thru?
the timeyest thing I ever knew
was boarding the train to Chicago and you
stopped me to ask oh something so lame
and that engine was awaiting to pull on that train.
well a second’s a second when those doors they slam shut
i was standing right there my legs under my butt
turned my dang head as the door slid closed
i wanted to yell hey I’m right here on my toes!
but that train door had just the tip of my stick
my umbrella was gone in the nick of a pip
so planes trains and buses are quite picky about time
they can make YOU wait, then turn on a dime
and while you are asqueezing that last donut in
well GUESS WHAT? the conductor said with a grin
All aboard!!! Hey Lady how fast can you run??
oh you Son of a Bitch what if I was a nun??
you’d think with a smarty pants, one time is enough
but I pushed my luck more than once and it was rough.
Hey it’s me. I missed the train again . . . .
well, next one’s not for 20 minutes.
Well I’ll just have to kick it in gear when I get there.
might as well relax for now.
tra la laa.
hey how much for a mocha latte . . . ??
inflate head to 20 lbs.
no wait . . let a little air OUT.
little more . . . . little more.
ahhh the perfect squishiness.
can I do 2 poems in one day
or will I be kicked off the team?