I’ve wondered about perhaps building a very large spanking machine.
a man – size one
that works on m e n . . .
1 at a time of course
It could get a little unwieldly otherwise.
slipping into dreamy slash impish muse
well, I have all these big fake hands . . .
you know . . . for drawing . . .
and they are mighty good slappers.
tricky part might be getting the subject in there
may need some exxxtra research
and space age peek a boo lingerie
turn around please I just need to take a quick measurement
oh you’ll find out.
In the handbook there could be a section
How to heft and wrestle a reluctant gentleman . . . .
into the proper position . . . .
oh stop yodeling – this is gonna hurt you way more than it hurts me!!
where’s your sense of adventure??
uh oh – think I just pulled a muscle laughing
See? are you happy now?
wondering about the settings . .
maybe incremented timer dial
with settings for: Be a good sport, make me a sandwich, spunkify, the romance me you Fool setting would be a fav . . . .
and the ever popular HEY!! WAKE UP!
This may benefit all of womankind!!
Well ~ I’ll just say no more . . .
sorry. this is like eating potaote chips.
boy there could be some pretty good stories out there . . . Whew!
atomic wedgies, inside out underwear, (not to be confused with the IUEP- International Underwear Exchange Program), hand print art, the dreaded rear admiral
there will have to be a disclaimer in fine print
cuz there is always the possiblity that this thing could backfire
into an old fashioned low tech free for all -
spankee becomes spanker power take over . . .
hoot hoot mon!
luckily I have buns of steel
the buns of steel video
I’m looking at the box now.
hhmmmmm . . . .
oh I haven’t actually built it yet, still in the hmmm stage!!
still cooking in that good idear invention wing of the universe.
so no patent pending.
where was I?
i digress now.
It could also be applied to work on c h i l d r e n . . .
with some straps and seat adjustments
Specializing in FF’s (freckled fuckers)
set timer to respectful and obediant!
And it could work on cats. maybe.
MeOw. ME ow. might get a scratch or two.
I hope. I hope. I cross my fingers and hopity hope.
Quiet studio time is extra annoyingly hard for a bored cranky raring to play outdoor champion mouser cat.
set timer to nap or shut up..
I don’t know if it would work on dogs
but that’s okay.
dogs are the only ones that ever seem to actually listen anyway. . . .
Hey STOP EATING THAT TURD!!
something in another dimension needs my actual real undidvided attention.
oh crap . . . did I say this out loud or just THINK it??
yeah . . I’m supposed to be working too!!
I’m also thinking about taking a nap. . . . . :)
this is poem #115, 0000.
are you actually reading these or just pretending?
okay. poem #15.