#3. it was a poem about sex. . . .

i wroted a poem
in my head
while on my way to school.
it happens a lot
things come to me then
but I can’t drive and use me pen tool.
I said it out loud
And it was REALLY fab!!!
but you’ll just have to take my word.
i was distracted while driving
and as it turned out
I actually YELLED at a bird!!
not kidding a guinea hen
was in the road

all his buddies watched from the side
get off the street you crazy bird!
or under my tire you’ll slide!!
then I couldn’t member
what I made up. . . .
but . . .
I got it back!!
and kept driving!!!
And OH!
it was DAMN good
I mean profoundly good.
I was amazing myself.
but the girl that was dressed
as Miss Liberty was next
in my losing my grip on that poem.
By the time I was at school
pesky students afoot
asking questions and needing my help . . .
whelp . . .
I lost the whole thing
all gone it took wing
and it
It was a really spicy poem about . . .
pink twinkler er something.
oh well.

#3. it was a poem about sex. . . . by 

Hi everybody!!
number 3 has left the building.
in the 30 day poem thingy.
This is a true story BTW.
oh teensy explanation:
after the bird incident, a girl dressed as the statue of Liberty (to advertise some tax joint) looked a little sad and lost doing her walking and waving job on the busy highway ( to attract customers – yeah seems doubtful to me too)
anyway I honked and yelled something and we started miming stuff in traffic and ended up laughing and blowing kisses, So that’s how my poem vanished, I stopped laughing and realized the poem floated away.

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  • Adrian Kent
    Adrian Kentabout 3 years ago


  • ha haa. well thank you. i feel a little silly here, but that’s okay to be silly too right? appreciate the very kind word!! :))

    – evon ski

  • Donna19
    Donna19about 3 years ago

    LOL Don’t you just hate it when the word thief sneaks in carries all your letters away! I simply can not abide him and think we should take his little verb and castrate him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then we can barbque his noun and after that take his adjective and choke him with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • easy there . . . perhaps I should just figure out how to operate my smart phone voice recorder. I always plan to. then when I need it, I think dang i forgot again. :)) Thanks for the offer to kick word ass. :))

    – evon ski

  • labaker
    labakerabout 3 years ago

    wait till youre my age, I forget why i am in the garage, anyway, funny work!

  • ha haaa!! too funny Larry. keeps things interesting doesn’t it? Thanks for the comment.

    – evon ski

  • kenroome
    kenroomeabout 3 years ago

    You know Wordsworth complained about the same thing…crazy birds and pesky students. :) Love this Yvonca.

  • well the poem I lost was supposed to be poem number 3, but this is what showed up instead. next!!!
    Thanks for the lovely comment. and thaks for the challenge.!!

    – evon ski

  • carboneye
    carboneyeabout 3 years ago

    ……………….I,??…. what was it?….oh!, damn, I?…….ahhh that’s it!… I was going to say……oh….no? it’s gone, wait……no…oh well. I had the most insightful thing to say to! Lol this happen’s to me sometime’s as well, and I dont need bird’s to help me either…well not, that kind of bird anyway!
    Here’s hoping it come’s back to you, especially, considering what the topic is ::}}

  • hhaaa. I swear it seemed REALLY like a very good poem!!! I mean the first one that I lost.:))). I don’t think the birds HELPED me, but it WAS a delight talking and squacking at em. They were all watching me while they strutted with thier red combs shaking. LOL. thanks for joining the fun CE!!

    – evon ski

  • Sean Smith
    Sean Smithabout 3 years ago

    I had that happen to me on the way back from buying art supplies. It really was and is still frustrating that I can’t remember the entire poem. Good piece by the way.

  • seems to be pretty common doesn’t it. I was like I was high while I was thinking it and creating it. I was running late so no way to stop and write, but I founs a recording device on my smart phone. I must practice using it. Thanks so much for the great comment. Hope that poem comes back to you, but "i’m sure there will be another one around the corner. :))

    – evon ski

  • Cynthia Lund Torroll
    Cynthia Lund T...about 3 years ago

    A real giggler.

  • :)) a goofy giggler. x

    – evon ski

  • Rnz0
    Rnz0about 3 years ago

    I’ve found a small, affordable data capture device that can be used like a Dictaphone; even has time compression so it stops while you mull the next phrase. Listen later to transcribe, or USB into a speech/text program, to print. Jest a thought.
    Oh my, a winking pink; I do miss… I’m a lusty teen at heart (or some organ); shame we missed your purple, or pink, verse. ;)

  • guess it escaped out into the universe. :) thanks for stopping in L.

    – evon ski

  • autumnwind
    autumnwindabout 3 years ago

    Haha! Happens to me too much, but sadly not always about sex! LOL You are too awesome! XOXOXOOXOXXO

  • :)) seems to happen to many. thanks for your visit Shar. xoxo

    – evon ski

  • Honario
    Honarioabout 3 years ago

    I sometimes think that the greatest poems (if there is such a thing) never made it to paper. An ethereal thing. Like the fragrance of flowers in the field. Sweetness given out in the air.

  • hmmm . . . now maybe that’s how poets creat . . they just nab some pieces and parts in the poem space uiverse . . . Sweetness given out in the air. love that. Thanks so much H. :))

    – evon ski

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