think manly thoughts . . . . argh.

If I were a man
Then ARGH I’d BE a man
And a har-hardy man I’d be.

I’d Eat spinach and taters
then wrestle some gaters
And build me a castle or two
I’d round up the crooks
The bullies and snooks
To be snnnnacks for the bears in the zoos!

I’d drain DOWN the spuds
after sipping UP suds
enjoy a manly hose-spraying of w e e e e.
I’d end with a shake
Yell WOMAN BAKE ME A CAKE
and sing a sea chanty with glee e e.

Then I’d poof out some whiskers
Over my lipstick kissers
And attract my fine curvy Mcgirly
With my dashing Mctwirly
And bag me a burly or two.
Magoo.
who?

But alas I am clueless
also kungfoo less.
Perhaps my man knowledge
Could stand for some college
Or one less cartoon or two.

(this piece is probably best yodeled in a piratey voice atop a small hill.)
yvb 2011

think manly thoughts . . . . argh.

evon ski

Joined June 2009

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digging a hole . . .
no really I’m planting a shrub
and just amusing myself.

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