when would you like to retire?
hopefully before I die.
okay. let’s get started.
how old are you?
do I haveta say?
how much money do you have saved?
well . . it depends . .
there’s a lot of things up in the air . . .
you know what . .
I am going to give you this little book to read.
oh no. not the little book!
Oh. it really IS a little book.
called . . .
oh. it’s a little dummy book Dummy.
that’s probably why they used that goofy little kid font. (:
Making Everything Easier!
oh. yeah?? good to know! :)
It’s the pocket edition.
hmmmm . . . .
Alright. By Cracky! I’lll DO IT!!!
Strap me in!!
How many pages are we talking about?
Let’s do some math!!
If I read . . say . . . 5 pages a day . .
how many days will it take to MASTER the book?
10 right? 10!!
Ten days it is to fiancial freedom!!!!
that’s not how it;s spelled.
well there’s a big section on kids . . funding their education so forth etc.
I don’t have any kids,
Yeah, Let’s skip that section.
okay 55 minus . . um 2! equals . . .
AND wait!! there are 3 pages JUST on HOW to read this book!!
Really. that sounds like a big waste of time.
what are we up to so far?
okay. so that’s 5 right?
okay. Hey we’re done for today!!!
you know that wasn’t so bad!!
Yeah! that was pretty good!
onto the next thing!!
next on the list. . . .
make a big snadwich . . .
if only I was a twin . . .
of course I am exaggerating . . . . . :))
quick~ what 12 × 5 billion!!!!????
here hold my pencil!!