Oh, Don’t Go Chasin’ Titties, Lads

By George A. Yesthal

I went alone into the woods
A pretty gal to see.
She was half naked in a stream
But she did not se me.

But tits she had a plenty
And alas I have me none.
So I chased her screaming to her home
To try and get me some.

She ran and screamed and screamed and ran
I ran and screamed some too.
“Come back here with those titties, gal
I’ve got some sex for you.”

Down the path and mile for mile
We skipped a laughing dance.
She stopped a bit and showed some tit
And I pulled down my pants.

Well then, as fate would have it
I slipped upon a rock.
And tumbled tipsy down the path
And almost broke my cock.

The maiden bubbled “Oh my my”.
And blushed a crimson red.
I got up and chased her more
And this is what she said…

“My papa’s gonna kill ya bad
You crazy tittie man.
You’ll ask my hand in marriage
Or he’ll cut off both your hands.

I moaned, “Don’t want no wedding…
Just a piece of ass."
She ran up to the front door
And crashed right through the glass.

The old man stood a thumpin’
The shotgun on the floor.
“Yer gonna marry sweet Petunia
‘R else ye’ll breath n’ more.”

I ruminated at my fate
I whined and begged a bit
“Woe is me, how could this be?
I simply wanted tit.”

“That tittie’s gonna cost ya lad
But first pull up yer pants.”
I did as I was told to
Considering the circumstance.

So we had a merry wedding
And danced the night away.
I got drunk that wedding night
To hold the blues at bay.

So don’t go chasing titties, lads
Regardless off how fine.
‘Cause on my life, my brand new wife
Has a bigger dick than mine.

The End

Oh, Don’t Go Chasin’ Titties, Lads

George Yesthal

Brodheadsville, United States

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