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Magic of the Lucky Shit Stain

I discovered shit stains in my underpants today and now I am feeling lucky and singing the praises of mathematical certainty. Why? Well, let me tell you. I have always LOVED mathematics because it is the purest science. 1 + 1 ALWAYS = 2.

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Now, here’s the secret; the alphabet is assigned numerical values; a=1, b=2, c=3 and so on. So if we add up the numerical value for SHIT, we get 19, 8, 9, 20, which equals 56.

Now we add up STAIN, or-19, 20, 1, 9, 14, which equals 63. Add 56 + 63 and what have we got? 119. Now we add 1+1+9 and what does that equal? Why, 11 of course, and as any good gambler knows, along with 7, 11 is one of the two luckiest numbers in the world.

So, baby, I am off to Atlantic City in my lucky shit-stained BVD’s.

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Comments

  • EvaAn68
    EvaAn68over 2 years ago

    O M G……….. I just can’t stop laughing……………………..

  • Good, that’s great!

    – George Yesthal

  • Shanina Conway
    Shanina Conwayover 2 years ago

    lol! :)

  • MtnRainbows
    MtnRainbowsover 2 years ago

    My only question is How in the world did you find the patience to sit through the entire video?

  • It’s scary how well you know me. I still haven’t watched the whole thing. Only had to watch the first bullshit equation to get the gist.

    – George Yesthal

  • MtnRainbows
    MtnRainbowsover 2 years ago

    Excuse me… I couldn’t sit through the whole thing… that’s how I knew you didn’t. What is scary is how alike we are… ooooeeeeoooo….

  • raymondoantonio
    raymondoantonioover 2 years ago

    GOOD ONE GEORGE!!! I LOVE NUMEROLYGY! MY SHOE SIZE IS NINE, I WAS BORN ON THE NINTH OF AUGUST AND MY BIRTHDATE 9-8 I954…COMES TO A NINE …GREAT WRITE GEORGE! GOOD LUCK IN ATLANTIC CITY!!…….BUT SHOULDN’T 11 BE REDUCED TO 2…I.E. 1+1 EQUALS 2 ? AND IF YOU ADD 2+ 7………..?? ……

  • Hey Ray, you on Facebook? I looked for you to send a friend request but could only find Antonio Raymondo. Two of ‘em, actually. If you do FB, send me a request and I’ll ok it. There’s only one George Yesthal, I guarantee it.

    – George Yesthal

  • artwin1
    artwin1over 2 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    GOOD LUCK SHIT HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL! Shit Head? I beg your pardon. It’s Mr. Poopie-pants!

    – George Yesthal

  • artwin1
    artwin1over 2 years ago

    HAHAHAHA
    OOOPS thought that was your head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

  • LOL!

    – George Yesthal

  • JRGarland
    JRGarlandover 2 years ago

    Ohhhhh that’s been my problem all along. I should have had shitty underwear on when I go to the games. LMAO!!!!!!!!

  • LOL, Ya never know, John. One man’s shit is another man’s shinola.

    – George Yesthal

  • raymondoantonio
    raymondoantonioover 2 years ago

    I WAS ON FACEBOOK YEARS AGO, AND ON MYSPACE AND TWITTER AND HERE AND YOUTUBE…….FINALLY RAELISED I WAS SPENDING WAY TOO MUCH TIME LOOKING AT A COMPUTER SCREEN……NOW I RESTRICT MYSELF TO RB AND YOUTUBE…..I’M GOING TO DO SOME GARDENING NOW……LATER I’LL FIRE UP MY FENDER AND LET RIP WITH A FEW PENTATONIC SCALES…..TAKE CARE MY FRIEND! YOU ROCK GEORGE!!!

  • raymondoantonio
    raymondoantonioover 2 years ago

    TYPO….REALISED……

  • You’re right about the time spent. Good thing I’m retired.

    – George Yesthal

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