Muff Diver

I don’t know why it happens to be true
But muff divin’s among my favorite things to do.
Oh, thrusting the tusk is sometimes a must
And of course I love to nibble a bust.
But at the end of the day, when push comes to shove
My moosh in furry bush is my love.

Maybe it’s the musky scent
That fuels my avaricious bent…
That one of a kind yet myriad aroma
That almost induces a sensual coma.
But I do know this…that without saliva,
You’ll never aspire to be a muff diver.

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Comments

  • JRGarland
    JRGarlandover 3 years ago

    LMFAO!!! Love it!!

  • LOL I KNEW you’d like this one. Thanx, John

    – George Yesthal

  • RainbowWomanTas
    RainbowWomanTasover 3 years ago

    Oh bloody hell…..cacking myself here!!! LOL!!!!

  • LMAO…Good!!!

    – George Yesthal

  • raymondoantonio
    raymondoantonioover 3 years ago
    AS A FELLOW DIVER, I SALUTE YOU GEORGE! BRAVO!!
  • And I you, Sir.

    – George Yesthal

  • Patricia Anne McCarty-Tamayo
    Patricia Anne ...over 3 years ago

    LMAO tho personally the thought is revolting to me! LOL the title alone is a riot!

  • Really!?! A gal that doesn’t like THAT? I wasn’t aware there was such an animal. Glad ya liked the poem though.

    – George Yesthal

  • lisameryl
    lisamerylover 3 years ago

    OK…I’m a new fan! LOL…FANTASTIC write! Gotta love it! =)XO

  • Just got a wild hair up my ass and out came this. Thanx.

    – George Yesthal

  • SimplyRed
    SimplyRedover 3 years ago

    LMAO…soooooo funny great rhymeing tongue (pun intended) :))

  • Love puns. The hokier the better. If it made ya laugh I hit the mark.

    – George Yesthal

  • artwin1
    artwin1over 3 years ago

    YUMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL No argument here.

    – George Yesthal

  • Rikki Woods
    Rikki Woodsover 3 years ago

    Nothing like a shiney face
    After it’s been in that place

    You’re awesome. My S.F.C. salutes you.

  • LMAO…(to your SFC)…“At ease, soldier”.

    – George Yesthal

  • MtnRainbows
    MtnRainbowsover 3 years ago

    and comments are superfluous… what else is there to say :)

  • LOL… Good ol’ Sandy!!!

    – George Yesthal

  • Michael McCasland
    Michael McCaslandover 3 years ago

    Funniest damn thing but oh so true!

  • Ah, Thanx, comrade.

    – George Yesthal

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