Q. Ya know what really sucks?
A. A good twenty dollar whore.
Q. Beg your pardon?
A. Begging is moot. My pardon is free.
Q. Mind if I cut in?
A. Only if you’re a surgeon.
Q. Will that be cash or charge?
A. Cash, I left my bayonet at home.
Q. May I get you something from the menu?
A. No, I’d prefer something from the kitchen.
Q. Do you validate parking?
A. Why, do you think you’re still driving?
Q. Why does shit always happen to me?
A. If it didn’t, you’d explode.
Q. Must you be so obtuse?
A. Well, I try to be acute but then I don’t have all the angles.
Q. Who do you think you are?
A. Hold on, let me check my license.
Q. What am I going to do now?
A. Breathing’s a safe bet.
Q. If a tree falls in the woods and no-one hears it, does it make a sound?
A. I don’t know but listen to this…SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

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Just a few inane questions with some smart-ass answers.


  • JRGarland
    JRGarlandalmost 4 years ago

    I belong to smart-asses anonymous, we can help you with that problem. LOL

  • Well the cure would only be teporary at best ‘cause I’d just go right out and use again…but thanx.

    – George Yesthal

  • Gregory John O'Flaherty
    Gregory John O...almost 4 years ago

    LOL… I saw a tree fall in the forest once. I didn’t hear it. Jimi Hendrix was on the radio at the time

  • Rikki Woods
    Rikki Woodsalmost 4 years ago

    You got your A and Q backwards on the last one, which is my favorite.

    If you look in my writing section there’s a Q and A about me. One of the questions is something about if everyone was born with the happy gene. See my reply. Xxoo

  • George Yesthal
    George Yesthalalmost 4 years ago

    Try as I might I can’t find it. Found a bunch of other great stuff of yours that I hadn’t read yet though. In fact you’ve made me late for a Dr.’s appointment. How dare you!
    Love ya, kiddo.

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