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Where Your Head Should Be

GET up and out of bed.
Get some coffee for your head.
YOUR ship’s come in, the dock is just a block away.

HEAD straight for pier eight.
Don’t stop or hesitate
OUT with the old, the new is here and here to stay.

OF all the things that you might do,
To yourself you must be so true
YOUR future is as bright as any sunny day.

ASS is custom made for haulin’
Grass just hears the mower callin’..
Read the words in CAPITALS and see just what they say…


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  • Bob Fox
    Bob Foxalmost 5 years ago

    I picked up on the capitals before the clue. Might not need it…

    Got the meter of a nice television jingle. Doesn’t it? Got it stuck in my head. Thanx.

  • nnimus3
    nnimus3almost 5 years ago


  • liljo
    liljoalmost 5 years ago

    eh?!…. gimme a minute …. aah that’s better!!… now I hear ya … cheers George!

  • George Yesthal
    George Yesthalalmost 5 years ago

    CHUCKLE! Thanx!

  • Jim Hall
    Jim Hallalmost 4 years ago

    Another successful eyeworm, George. Sorry for my absence, but a man’s got to do what he thinks he must. I had to separate wheat from chaff in my mind.
    PS- Eyeworms are like earworms, but you see them instead of hearing them. They stick in your brain for some reason known mostly to advertisers.
    I was one of those dumb enough not to guess the meaning of the capitals. Guess I was just entertained like all the other pea-brains.
    We need to hear from you again, George! Approach sobriety closely enough to bang out another of your stories or whatever strikes your fancy(what the hell does that mean?).
    Time for everyone to get back up, so to speak.

    See ya later, George!
    Jim Hall

  • Tammera
    Tammeraabout 3 years ago


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