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Spread fail

I just made myself some toast, forgetting that we ran out of peanut butter last week. There was some jam in the fridge but I think it’s been there too long and didn’t look too good. So I put it back. Only other spread we have is … vegemite.

I haven’t had vegemite for years.
I still don’t like vegemite.

And just to ensure that reading this post was worth your time, here is an instructional video

  • Paul Louis Villani

    Paul Louis Vil...

    I know how you must feel Xavier… bloody vegemite! :(

  • red addiction

    red addiction

    Ha! I actually watched the whole video too. Thanks for the entertainment.

  • Daniel Rayfield

    Daniel Rayfieldcommunity host

    Its tooo thick!!! Spread just a little and smother in butter mmm much better

  • Hop  Dac

    Hop Dacworks here

    i agree with 6point1, it was a fail from the start. only hungover people have that much vegemite spread on one piece of toast. that’s a salt overload.

  • Ben Ryan

    Ben Ryan

    I’d believe Hop, given his experience with hangovers, the man has GOT to know what he’s talking about!

  • Cathie Tranent

    Cathie Tranentcommunity host

    No such thing as too much vegemite Xave!! Harden up!! ;p

  • Gordon MacK

    Gordon MacK

    Who even has Vegemite?

  • Paul McClintock

    Paul McClintockZuul, the Gatekeeper

    There is an entire channel devoted to this horrible substance and all the variations over at vimeo

    Personally I’m in the ‘Oh jesus fuck, that’s horrible’ camp.

  • Dana  Kelly

    Dana Kelly

    yes, tis vile awful stuff

    is good in stew however… go figure

  • KeelyShay

    KeelyShay

    loser.

  • Xavier Shay works here replied

    love you too

  • Kimberley Davitt

    Kimberley Davitt

    lol

    just viewed ur link

    nothing to do with spreed or vegimite?

    so wasted 5 mins watching young boys teach dance while stood in a pool?

    then wasted 5 more writing??!

    I dont think ur loopy for posting this, I am?????

    rolf

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