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Got a few features 20th Dec

How do I look Gramp’s was featured in group Love for your Children

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#nnn – 20 Dec 2009
in 'Love for your Children' How do I look Gramp’s was featured in the group Love for your Children

Only in Italy was featured in group The Other Side of Italy

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#nnn – 20 Dec 2009
in 'The Other Side of Italy' Only in Italy was featured in the group The Other Side of Italy

The Spinning Wheel. was featured in group Cee’s Fun Artsy Friends (no holidays cards or snapshots please)

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#nnn – 20 Dec 2009
in 'Cee's Fun Artsy Friends (no holidays cards or snapshots please)' The Spinning Wheel. was featured in the group Cee’s Fun Artsy Friends

7th December Features

The Mixer was featured in group Nostalgic Art and Photography

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#nnn – 7 Dec 2009
in 'Nostalgic Art and Photography' The Mixer was featured in the group Nostalgic Art and Photography

Watch You was featured in group Good News Group – Sharing & Caring

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#nnn – 7 Dec 2009
in 'Good News Group - Sharing & Caring' Watch You was featured in the group Good News Group – Sharing & Caring

Italian Street Scene was featured in group DSLR Users Only – 1/24 – Camera & Lens In Description Please.

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#nnn – 7 Dec 2009
in 'DSLR Users Only - 1/24 - Camera & Lens In Description Please.' Italian Street Scene was featured in the group DSLR Users Only – 1/24 – Camera & Lens In Description Please.

4th December Features

The Mixer was featured in group # 1 ARTISTS OF REDBUBBLE

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#nnn – 5 Dec 2009
in '# 1 ARTISTS OF REDBUBBLE' The Mixer was featured in the group # 1 ARTISTS OF REDBUBBLE

The Copper Door was featured in group Italy and all Things Italian

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#nnn – 5 Dec 2009
in 'Italy and all Things Italian' The Copper Door was featured in the group Italy and all Things Italian

Green Door was featured in group Italy and all Things Italian

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#nnn – 5 Dec 2009
in 'Italy and all Things Italian' Green Door was featured in the group Italy and all Things Italian

Brutal Murder.

Myself & my whole village is in a state of shock,angry & cannot believe that crime has hit us. Jaun was a friend who I visited daily in his business, have done photo’s of his children & was member of our Photo Group.

Below find the report from the local news paper.

THE heartbroken father of a popular Kenton-on-Sea supermarket owner yesterday described how his son was gunned down while walking to the bank – holding hands with his pregnant wife.
“They did not have to kill him … he gave them the money and they still shot him in the chest,” a tearful Oscar Jansen explained.
The brutal murder of Spar owner Juan Jansen, 31, has rocked the close-knit seaside resort – which turned out in droves yesterday for an inter faith “cleansing ceremony” on the pavement where he lay dy…

13th November Features

Morning Market was featured in group The Fruit and Veg Shop(2 uploads a Day)

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#nnn – 13 Nov 2009
in 'The Fruit and Veg Shop(2 uploads a Day)' Morning Market was featured in the group The Fruit and Veg Shop

Watch You was featured in group # 1 ARTISTS OF REDBUBBLE

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#nnn – 13 Nov 2009
in '# 1 ARTISTS OF REDBUBBLE' Watch You was featured in the group # 1 ARTISTS OF REDBUBBLE

Lower Cottage was featured in group Country Bumpkin

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#nnn – 13 Nov 2009
in 'Country Bumpkin' Lower Cottage was featured in the group Country Bumpkin

12th November Features

We having Fun was featured in group # 1 ARTISTS OF REDBUBBLE

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#nnn – 12 Nov 2009
in '# 1 ARTISTS OF REDBUBBLE' We having Fun was featured in the group # 1 ARTISTS OF REDBUBBLE

I am all right Jack was featured in group # 1 ARTISTS OF REDBUBBLE

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#nnn – 12 Nov 2009
in '# 1 ARTISTS OF REDBUBBLE' I am all right Jack was featured in the group # 1 ARTISTS OF REDBUBBLE

Young Shoppers was featured in group At The Store

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#nnn – 12 Nov 2009
in 'At The Store' Young Shoppers was featured in the group At The Store

Emoticons & Assicons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called ‘emoticons,’

where:
:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by
:-)

-(

Well, how about some ‘ASSICONS?’

Here goes:

(!) a regular ass(!) a fat ass(!) a tight ass(*) a sore ass{_!_} a swishy ass

(o) an ass that’s been around

(x) kiss my ass

(X) leave my ass alone

(zzz) a tired ass

(E=mc2) a smart ass

($) Money coming out of his ass

(?) Dumb Ass

6 Features over the weekend

The Copper Door was featured in group Windows and Doors

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#nnn – 9 Nov 2009
in 'Windows and Doors' The Copper Door was featured in the group Windows and Doors

Few Flowers for U was featured in group South Africa – Rainbow Nation

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#nnn – 9 Nov 2009
in 'South Africa - Rainbow Nation' Few Flowers for U was featured in the group South Africa – Rainbow Nation

Rex’s Cottage was featured in group South Africa – Rainbow Nation

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#nnn – 9 Nov 2009
in 'South Africa - Rainbow Nation' Rex’s Cottage was featured in the group South Africa – Rainbow Nation

Last light was featured in group FAUNA, FLORA, LANDSCAPES AND ARCHITECTURE OF SOUTH AFRICA

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#nnn – 9 Nov 2009
in 'FAUNA, FLORA, LANDSCAPES AND ARCHITECTURE OF SOUTH AFRICA' Last light was featured in the group FAUNA, FLORA, LANDSCAPES AND ARCHITECTURE OF SOUTH AFRICA

Rex’s Cottage was featured in g…

You are all welcome @ my water bowl anytime.....

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years.. He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.
When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like 20Mother-of-PearlAve, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, ‘Excuse me, where are we?’ R…

HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN, THINKS AUSTRALIAN

An Australian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands . He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian barmaid. As she takes his order, a Foster’s, she notices his accent. Over the course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place.

Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him.

As she is travelling around the world, and is short of funds, she agrees.

The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. She remembers the payout from night before and is only too happy to agree.

This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in again, orders Foster…

Good day for Features.

“Bush Lillies” been featured in Nikon DSLR Users Group

“Watch you” been featured in Canon Vs Nikon (1 per day!)

“Darling Habour been Featured in Speaking Photos

A Statement to think about

“I believe I need to work with my limitations – I dont have long lenses therefor I dont do wildlife. I have a studio tho – which helps me to work when and how I want”.

I found this on another site and it made sense. Myself I have been thinking about longer lenses, but I am also getting longer in yrs which means it’s getting more of an effort to go on those long walks looking for that very special scene.

Longer lenses that 500 / 800 come at a very high price, perhaps much more than setting up a studio, They can only be used in limited application.

Whereas a studio is there 27/7 which makes it a lot more attractive.

Like to hear your views.

Warren Williams.

WORST FIRST DATE STORY EVER

.This is probably the funniest
date story ever, first date or not!!!
We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most
embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner
described her worst first date experience.

There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took theprize!She said it was midwinter…Snowing and quite cold… andthe guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside SaltLake City , Utah ..It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, afterall, and had never met before. The outing was fun butrelatively uneventful until they were headed home late thatafternoon.They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually

began to realize that she should not have had that extra
latte. They were about …

Photography Frustrations

Photography Frustrations

Landscape photography being my main interest,I am not sure if I a frustrated with photography or with myself or with the weather or is just that I am getting older(68) and that life is not such a buzz as 5 yrs back.

Everyday I try a set goals for tomorrow, but when tomorrow arrives I just don’t get out and do them. It’s either the weather being too windy or too bright or too cold but the fact remains I don’t do them.

How does one get out of this situation is my question. Do I break away from landscape work, try my hand at say Stock, Studio etc or just try a different hobby.

I sure a lot of you out there have been at the same cross roads and give some advice

OLD IS !!!!!

Old Is!!!!

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Your sweetie says, ’Let’s go upstairs
and make love,’ and you answer,
‘Pick one; I can’t do both!’

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy
and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Going braless
pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
instead of by the police

‘OLD’ IS WHEN….
‘Getting a little action’
means you don’t need to take any fibre today.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car
in the parking lot.

’OLD’IS WHEN…
An ‘all nighter’ means not getting up
to use…

Sound Marketing Advice to Our Next President RSA

Dear Mr President…

Apr 20 2009 08:49:25:197AM

Chris Moerdyk has some sound marketing advice for the man he thinks will be the next president of South Africa.

Chris Moerdyk

Dear President Zuma,

Well, only two more sleeps and you will be the prez. And for what its worth, here’s some marketing advice on how you can get your credibility groove back. I am also one year older than you and therefore technically your elder, so listen up.

Remember that thanks to George Bush, investment bankers and various other warmongers, global rip-off artists and political, religious extremists as well as criminals in general, the poor old consumer is now not only short of cash, unemployed, nearly unemployed, worried about being unemployed but also thoroughly disenchanted with business and politics.…

African Faces 2.05.09

I have been thinking about doing Arican faces for a long time and have started with a small collection in B & W.
I visit our African Township and chat to the old people as I see them sitting in the sun or shade. I then go back a few days later and give them an A5 print , they are always so pleased.

All D3 images

What a Week

This week was a great week for me.

4 features in Groups

27 Images being Favorites.

6 canvas framed images Sold
.
15 Standard prints sold.

Easter has been fantastic and I have still 2 days to go.

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