Nowhere but in Africa – Here are some signs that you won’t find anywhere else in the world except in Africa.

In a restaurant in Zambia:
Open seven days a week and weekends."

On the grounds of a private school in South Africa:
“No trespassing without permission.”

On a window of a Nigerian shop:
“Why go elsewhere to be cheated when you can come here?.”

On a poster in Ghana:
“Are you an adult who cannot read? If so, we can help.”

In a hotel in Mozambique:
"Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9.00am and 11.00am daily”

On a river in the Democratic Republic of Congo:
"Take note: When this sign is submerged, the river is impassable”

In a Zimbabwean restaurant:
"Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager

A sign seen on a hand dryer in a Lesotho public toilet:
"Risk of electric shock – Do not activate with wet hands”

In a Botswana jewellery shop:
"Ears pierced while you wait”

On one of the buildings of a Sierra Leonne hospital:
"Mental Health Prevention Centre”


  • Elizabeth Kendall
    Elizabeth Kendallalmost 4 years ago

    Cute! ;-)

  • Jadon
    Jadonalmost 4 years ago


  • Rosalie Dale
    Rosalie Dalealmost 4 years ago

    You know Aussies aren’t always much better when it comes to English sometimes! Thanks for the smle.

  • GailD
    GailDalmost 4 years ago

    Great ones Warren.