Warren Williams


Emoticons & Assicons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called ‘emoticons,’

where:
:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by
:-)

-(

Well, how about some ‘ASSICONS?’

Here goes:

(!) a regular ass

(!) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(*) a sore ass

{!} a swishy ass

(o) an ass that’s been around

(x) kiss my ass

(X) leave my ass alone

(zzz) a tired ass

(E=mc2) a smart ass

($) Money coming out of his ass

(?) Dumb Ass

  • Michelle *

    Michelle *

    lol…excellent!

  • johno4280

    johno4280

    Love the smart ass one :)
    Letters will never read the same again!
    Very informative post :)

  • Warren Williams replied

    Sorry John had to make small alteraton to (E=mc2) a smart ass

  • Carla Jensen

    Carla Jensen

    LMAO, LMAO !! To funny …Love it ! ( =D my (!) off ) My input to the list lol

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