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THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A RUGBY FINAL

THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A RUGBY FINAL..
THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND..
BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW,
THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY’D
GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA…

SO IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID,
“I THINK I’M GOING TO MOVE TO SYDNEY … THERE ARE ONLY
100 NUNS LIVING THERE..”

THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID,
“I WANT TO GO TO TASMANIA … THERE ARE ONLY 50 NUNS
LIVING THERE…”

THE THIRD GUY SAID, “I WANT TO GO TO NEW ZEALAND … THERE
ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE…”

JUST THEN THE ONE NUN TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE
MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID,

“WHY DON’T YOU GO TO HELL ..
THERE AREN’T ANY NUNS THERE!”

Comments

  • David Davies
    David Daviesover 1 year ago

    Good to know I have no nuns in my future! lol

  • JohnDSmith
    JohnDSmithover 1 year ago

    LOL !,…Love it !,….LOL !

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