The psychic.

There is a psychic, Tarot card reader,fortune telling,/ witch.
that resides in the castle on the coast.
I`ll go and visit her to see if there is a future
if not , my life is toast.
I`ll cross her palm with silver,
(nothing rhymes with silver )

She`ll gaze into her crystal ball
but all I see, is nothing at all.
She goes into a trance
as her eyes begin to dance,
They roll inside her head
wailing words that can`t be said.
She said I am going on a trip.
she must be talking to her mother ship.

I think she`s on another planet
now she`s eating like a gannet.
She told me where my future lies…
I thought…. lies….lies….lies.

I am going to be the next president of Europe
sat on my noble steed, both my feet in the stirrup.
She came out of her trance
as I gave her a glance, I put on my hat
and kissed her cat,who hissed and hissed, stupid cat.
all that crap she`s just told me.
The future is not what it used to be.

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THE FORTUNE TELLER LEFT A NOTE ON THE DOOR SAYING SHE WAS OUT AND DID NOT KNOW WHEN SHE WOULD BE BACK. hehehe.

Comments

  • JaneRoberts
    JaneRobertsover 1 year ago

    Yes but you are supposed to read between the lines with everything anyway.

  • Didn`t think I had left any room for that. I thought about what she had said afterwards and seemed to me to be a load of twaddle. sorry for all you believers. but it`s just my opinion.

    – woodie123

  • Arco Iris  R
    Arco Iris Rover 1 year ago

    I think you should avoid the coast at all times if you don’t want to be toast. And nothing rhymes with silver? You killed me with those two lines. I love your humor. Thank you for starting my day with a smile, Chris

  • I will start your day with happy thoughts soon Iris. My quirky mind is working on something that will even get me going. may be a few days yet though. take care. x

    – woodie123

  • devotee1
    devotee1over 1 year ago

    Sounds like it may have been worth the price just for the entertainment…and a great poem:) Fine read. Thank you woodie.

  • Thanks very much. I nearly never put this one on as I didn`t really like it , but thanks anyway.

    – woodie123

  • Donna19
    Donna19over 1 year ago

    Nice flow to this Woodie. Could be a great illustration.

  • The thing is Donna , some people believe in all this stuff, which they are quite entitled to do. But for me personally, it`s just rubbish. I really do not believe that the day you were born on controls the rest of your life. Your life is what ever you make it to be. but it takes hard work.

    – woodie123

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