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The Entirely Edible Mom and Dad

Sam was the son born to Gilbert and Ruth

Seventeen pounds

The majority: tooth

On top and on bottom

Two rows each

Sat the longest and deadliest razor blade teeth

Gilbert and Ruth just smiled and stared

They loved their son dearly

But yet they were scared

And scared they should be

For one night with a thud

Little Sam rose from bed with a thirsting for blood

He crept to the room of his dear mom and dad

The most delectable parents that he’d ever had

Got away scot free

All thanks to his teeth

Bit his tongue eating dad

And can’t talk to police

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