For sci-fi fans who know what a shine job is.
“Where the hell can I get eyes like that?”
“You got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you’ll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.”
“So you can see who’s sneaking up on you in the dark?”
Please note I have included dark shirt colors, however the word “SHINE” (which is very dark grey) as well as the goggles themselves (various shades of black) may become difficult to see if you select a dark fabric. But then again, isn’t that what seeing in the pitch black is all about?
UPDATE: Design has been made smaller, per feedback.