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A Wolf in Sheeps Clothing

A sheep walked past me
in the street
I did not notice
till I saw its feet
I’m a shoes girl

But later on
I begged to differ
That was no sheep
it had a sniffer
And pointy ears

I smelt a rat
in it’s rat a tat coat
It was never a sheep
but a wolf come to gloat
On my naïveté

They hide themselves
these wolves you see
They hide themselves
from themselves and me
But oh they’re still out there

Don’t get me wrong
wolves have their place
They’re wild, they’re gorgeous
and they quicken the pace
Of our hearts

Never a scowl
or a spooky howl
Just teeth bared smiles
and lip smacking jowls
Heading my way

Bitchy baying
at the moon
Bitchy comments
and silver spoon, with plum
In ones mouth

Hard to pick
that wolves caustic
Dressed in the waiters garb
of the cloven sheep
Pointing the way

It’s hard to see
down my pointed nose
Even harder to feel
in my pointy heart
He says with his glinting eyes

And one needs to wonder
the why
Of a waiter, despising the waiting
of a wolf
dressed in sheep’s clothing?

If patience is a virtue
then waiting must be virtuous
And such virtuosity
must be rewarded
By flexing a scything wit

All flowing into my soup
as he attempts
To blow
my house
Down

I’ll huff
and I’ll puff
And you wont be enough
to make
Me smile

I’ll season your food
with peppered rage
I’ll wait your table
in such a way
You’ll sit up and take note

That Little Bo Peep
has lost her sheep
To the big bad wolf
who waited
On tables of plenty

© wildwomenlove poetry
09.07.10

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a bit of fun at the expense of the awful waiter I had the misfortune of sharing lunch with a couple of times this week…

what goes around comes around…

what’s the time mr wolf ?

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big bad wolf, fun, little bo peep, play, waiting, wildwomenlove poetry

Hi there
I write poetry and stories, paint, take photos and make films…I’m learning singing, electric guitar and am at art school…
art is my heart song…wanna sing it with me ?

big love
Sharon
x

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Comments

  • Michael McCasland
    Michael McCaslandabout 4 years ago

    Excellent, excellent, excellent!

  • thanks so much Michael, I’m glad you enjoyed it…x

    – wildwomenlove

  • James Watson
    James Watsonabout 4 years ago

    Wonderful revelation

  • hey James, thanks for the read, the fave and the revelation…much appreciated…x

    – wildwomenlove

  • ModernMythology
    ModernMythologyabout 4 years ago

    This was quirky and a joy to read.

  • thank you soo much sweetpea…it’s so nice to see you…I’ve got way heaps of reading to catch up on, on here…I’ll be dropping by you soon…xxx

    – wildwomenlove

  • bearwings
    bearwingsabout 4 years ago

    magical, did you give him a tip …………. don’t go down by the farm today, daddies big gun will blow you away

  • hahahahahahahaha that’s hilarious…xxx

    – wildwomenlove

  • CanyonWind
    CanyonWindabout 4 years ago

  • yay Pop’s that’s a groovy featured sign you have there…I love it…thanks so much for the honour…xxx

    – wildwomenlove

  • rubyjo
    rubyjoabout 4 years ago

    oh i love the witty prose- and the cadence kept my mind rolling along. Im with bear- no tip for that guy :)

  • hey rubyjo…it’s funny I haven’t had the time or brain space to write a poem in weeks, so it worked out I’m happy too meet this guy and his snottiness cos he stimulated my artistic juices… I had much fun poking fun at him on my page…and you’re quite right the only tip I could give him would be to cheer up ! hahahahahahaha …x

    – wildwomenlove

  • Anna Shaw
    Anna Shawabout 4 years ago

    Fabulous!! I love it!!
    xx

  • hey Anna, wow a fabulous! that’s nice to see…and thanks for the fave too sweetpea…xxx

    – wildwomenlove

  • Ushna Sardar
    Ushna Sardarabout 4 years ago

    wonderful piece Sharon!

  • thanks heaps Ushna…I’m soo glad you like it…xxx

    – wildwomenlove

  • Rainy
    Rainyabout 4 years ago

    Congratulations!! Your artwork has been featured in
    Who are You to Judge? group.!!

  • hey Rainy, so nice to meetchoo…thanks soo much for the feature hon, this is my first feature in who are you to judge wow much appreciated…big love…xxx

    – wildwomenlove

  • Soaps
    Soapsabout 4 years ago

    This is awesome baby girl. The weaving and entwining of myth and legend and attitudes, and fear and overcoming that fear and conquering the wolf who really is himself a sheep in wolves clothing. I have a penchant for wolves and was told by a shaman that one is protecting me. I don’t think they would harm us deliberately. They are very clever animals who run with the pack and then spend an aloofness, or time alone. Brilliant write, refreshing, clever, witty, smooth, you have some great images and words in the depths of you. I would not want to be the waiter getting on the wrong side of you. That said, it is so amazing. You tell a perfect story. I loved this and it certainly deserves a public air. Are you ready to read aloud again???

  • I love wolves too, they’re amazing and beautiful animals…and I actually didn’t say anything to the waiter…the second day I went there he was the same, so that killed the bad day theory, I shifted to the place across the way…I’m not looking for those kinds of spices in my soup…
    I’m soo glad you like it…I loved mixing fable with my daily bread…big love…xxx

    – wildwomenlove

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