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Journal

********* Monday Mirth 003

Wow where did that week go?, internet was down most of the week at work and I have just been so busy with sorting things out at home I haven’t had chance to put up my daily smile………….. hopefully internet will be back to normal and i can post everyday again, I did manage a bit of me time on Saturday by going to Langstone Harbour and spent a wonderful few hours watching all the wading birds arriving and feeding as the tide came in and went out, I feel so lucky living a few minutes drive away from a wonderful relaxing place. I need to go through my photos and submit a few too.…

Here is today’s smiler

A Irish man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a
little maths test.

Here is your first question, the foreman S aid.  "Without using numbers,
represent the number 9." “Wit

********* Monday Mirth 002

I am late today, have been at work all day and as I was about to upload my journal our internet crashed so I am doing this late from home now.…

Well that’s Monday almost done and I had better hurry before it becomes Tuesday.

Hope you had a good day bubblers and here is today’s mirth.

I just love these
 
Things you only say at Christmas!
 
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!
5. I’ve never seen a better spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you thin

********* Sunday Snigger 001

Well that’s half the weekend gone and another month, pinch punch the first of the month and no return LOL, I haven’t said that since my school days……….and that was a long time ago.…

Have a peaceful and relaxed Sunday bubblers

Today’s medicine is from the great man himself
Mr Tommy Cooper and below are some of his jokes they may be old and a bit silly but having read them over and over some still make me laugh out loud.

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Two Aerials meet on a roof – fall in love – get married

The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant.


Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head.

Doc says “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.”


“Doc, I can’t stop singing the green green grass of home.”

“That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "

“Is it common? "

********* Saturday Sizzler 001

Good morning bubblers,…

It’s the weekend and for most of us no work but plenty to do at home so remembering the list of things I have to do and thinking of all of you I’m found some wonderful smiles for us to start or even end the day with.

This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills!  Unbelievable,
but supposedly all true!!!!
 
 
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Tech support:   What kind of computer do you have?

Female customer:   A white one…

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Customer:   Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support:  Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer:  Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech support:  That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note
Customer:  No, wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my
desk.. sorry….

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Tech support:   Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to

*********Tuesday's Titter 001

Katie is now home from Barcelona and I have booked up to take her to the pictures this afternoon to see UP in 3D

So with children in mind and continuing with the smile a day
here is today’s smile

(OOPs forgot to upload before we went to the pictures, so better late than never here it is)

Oh and Up was great , very funny can highly recommend

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