Sharon Perrett

Sharon Perrett

Portsmouth, United Kingdom

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******* First time on the Homepage ***********

OK so I wasn’t going to do a journal if I ever made it to the Homepage but who am I kidding, I am beaming from ear to ear after a friend just informed me that Wanted – Sunshine is featured on the HomePage .

I have been a member since Oct 2007 and I am so thrilled it is a big buzz and has boosted my confidence that my work is of good enough standard to go on the HomePage

So if you haven’t been featured on the Homepage yet don’t give up, I’m sure your turn will come

I would like to thank all my friends and new viewers for all your congrats and comments on my Homepage feature.

If you like Wanted – Sunshine have you seen Double Delight too.

********* Monday Mirth 003

Wow where did that week go?, internet was down most of the week at work and I have just been so busy with sorting things out at home I haven’t had chance to put up my daily smile………….. hopefully internet will be back to normal and i can post everyday again, I did manage a bit of me time on Saturday by going to Langstone Harbour and spent a wonderful few hours watching all the wading birds arriving and feeding as the tide came in and went out, I feel so lucky living a few minutes drive away from a wonderful relaxing place. I need to go through my photos and submit a few too.

Here is today’s smiler

A Irish man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a
little maths test.

Here is your first question, the foreman S aid.  "With…

********* Monday Mirth 002

I am late today, have been at work all day and as I was about to upload my journal our internet crashed so I am doing this late from home now.

Well that’s Monday almost done and I had better hurry before it becomes Tuesday.

Hope you had a good day bubblers and here is today’s mirth.

I just love these
 
Things you only say at Christmas!
 
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!
5. I’ve never seen a better spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up…

********* Sunday Snigger 001

Well that’s half the weekend gone and another month, pinch punch the first of the month and no return LOL, I haven’t said that since my school days……….and that was a long time ago.

Have a peaceful and relaxed Sunday bubblers

Today’s medicine is from the great man himself
Mr Tommy Cooper and below are some of his jokes they may be old and a bit silly but having read them over and over some still make me laugh out loud.

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Two Aerials meet on a roof – fall in love – get married

The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant.


Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry g…

********* Saturday Sizzler 001

Good morning bubblers,

It’s the weekend and for most of us no work but plenty to do at home so remembering the list of things I have to do and thinking of all of you I’m found some wonderful smiles for us to start or even end the day with.

This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills!  Unbelievable,
but supposedly all true!!!!
 
 
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Tech support:   What kind of computer do you have?

Female customer:   A white one…

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Customer:   Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support:  Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer:  Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech support:  That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note
Customer:  No, wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my
desk..…

******** Friday's funny 001

I’m at work today and busy after a week off but had time to find a laugh for today.

As always hope you enjoy and have a great weekend bubblers……………

*Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband
or boyfriend along shopping

This letter was recently sent by Tesco,s Head Office ( like a walmart in America) to a customer in Oxford:

_Dear Mrs. Murray,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty
Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and
your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by
our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s trolleys …