Venture by WhyIsThisOpen

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“Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record. Followed by death.”

There is a certain amount of time that is appropriate for your looting. Exceeding the amount of time allowed will not be tolerated. Your abject failure leaves us with no alternative but to send a retrieval squad.

Should you require the assistance of the retrieval squad, you will be alerted to their presence by a distinct “whamp whamp” tone. Do not attempt escape; your efforts will be futile. It is our hope that you can learn from your mistakes and avoid them in the future. But this does seem unlikely, doesn’t it.

Wear this shirt: to a gaming convention.

Don’t wear this shirt: to an arcade. (What is an arcade?)

This shirt tells the world: I am geekier than thou.

We call this color: insert coin black.


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WhyIsThisOpen spent 20 years studying graphic design in a Tibetan monastery. What you see here are the products of his apprenticeship.

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