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Alpha Plus (Light) by WhyIsThisOpen

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“Alpha children wear grey.”

Do you constantly encounter adversity because you are better than everyone else? If so, this shirt is for you.

You recognize that not all individuals are created equal: some are just better than others. Armed with superior intelligence, you analyze the flaws in everything around you while ignoring your own. You excuse yourself from interaction with lesser beings and build yourself a jaded fortress. You are truely the pinnacle of human evolution.

Wear this shirt: to any sci-fi convention.

Don’t wear this shirt: while working as a genetic engineer.

This shirt tells the world: I’m better than you but not better for it.

We call this color: Disaffected grey.

WhyIsThisOpen spent 20 years studying graphic design in a Tibetan monastery. What you see here are the products of his apprenticeship.

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