After months of travelling from the Grand Canyon to Virginia, Herman finally settled down and got in touch with his Financial Advisor Chris Fratzenfritzer to receive his quartely portfolio update. They met for lunch at the upscale Ugly Duckling, known for their splendid “All You Care To Eat” lunch buffet.
Local authorities put together a quick press conference, reporting eye witness accounts of other guests and revealing the restaurants security camera footage:
“On January 8th, Chris Fratzenfritzer and Herman were seen entering the establishment, and immediatley settled down at the buffet. After approximately 15 minutes, fellow patrons overheard a heated argument coming from the buffet line. Eye witness accounts revealed that Herman picked up his portfolio and allegedly threw it at Chris. After the feathers settled, Chris was seen pounding his fist, upon which fellow patrons reported hearing a faint scream of “Bernard Madoff?” coming from Herman, just before he plunged into the abyss. The condition or whereabouts of Herman at this time is unknown. We will now answer any question you may have."
As you may know, he’s been spotted here: (click on image for more info)
and here …. drinking beer
and of course here, in Oatman Arizona:
Let’s not forget the Grand Canyon sighting:
bothering German tourists ….
seeking shelter here:
and going for a swim ….