Wayne Holman


What Size ? Imperial vs Metric.

A friend of mine shared with me a story the other day that I found hilarious.

Her brother was doing DIY on his house and went to a local trade hardware store to buy some wood.

The conversation went a little like this :-

” I need some 8 feet of 4×2 please. “

” Sorry mate ” said the assistant, ” We don’t do it like that anymore. It needs to be in the metric system now. European guidelines and all that. “

” Okay ” said her brother and quickly worked out what it may be.

” I need some 4 metres of erm…. 10×5 ? “

” No ” said the assistant, ” you mean 4 metres of 4×2 ! “

” @*x%x ” Said her brother, ” I need a length of that wood over there ! “

I hope you find it as funny as I did.

Wayne = ))

  • Richard Veal

    Richard Veal

    It is a weird thing Wayne, and it is true what you say.
    There will always be 2×1, or 4×2 in woodwork, but the length will always be in metres.
    Same as screw sizes. They are always known in imperial.
    Plumbing though, and sparking, will always be in metric.

  • Wayne Holman replied

    It’s funny isn’t it mate. So, how long is a piece of string ???? LOL

  • Richard Veal

    Richard Veal

    What diameter is it?? LOL

  • Wayne Holman replied

    About this big ! LOL

  • BYRON

    BYRON

    a piece of string is exactly twice the distance from the middle to the other end!

  • Wayne Holman replied

    Ah ! Now I know, thanks mate = ))

  • BYRON

    BYRON

    no worries, everyone wants to know the answer to that one!

  • BYRON

    BYRON

    I am the son of a builder, and ex-printer (from Readers Digest) my world was full of metric, imperial, printing (points, picas…), but for the life of me I never understood why linear lengths of timber are metric and dimensions are imperial…

  • hardhhhat

    hardhhhat

    No, no, no, a piece of string is as long as it needs to be and if it isn’t then it’s a fish.

  • Wayne Holman replied

    That makes complete sense HH…. all apart from the fish bit. Thanks though mate = )) lol

  • Jen Davies

    Jen Davies

    lol funny! bloody imperial, metric etc i always get confused! lol

  • Wayne Holman replied

    Me too Jen, I think the best way to show the size of anything is to use your arms and say ” about this much ” lol = ))

  • Sue Buckingham

    Sue Buckingham

    Well they do say size matters LOL xx

  • Wayne Holman replied

    Lucky I’ve got a 70 – 300mm lens then Sue…. or is it 2.5 – 12 Inches, not sure !! LOL = ))

  • Jen Davies

    Jen Davies

    lmao true! thats usually the way i measure things with my arms! lol

  • hardhhhat

    hardhhhat

    Ah the fish is very important if you don’t know how long your piece of string is or needs to be but then I’d have to explain the cod vs haddock theory and implement the makerel absolvement causing much heart ache.

    Maybe we should call it impetric or meperial and mix and match or is that more confusing?

  • Wayne Holman replied

    Eh ? LOL = ))

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