Watch More TV
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I watched some TV today and watching TV has taught me many things.
Which include the following…
Plumper lips can be achieved using this brand of cosmetics…and eye lashes can appear longer using the other one.
Smart phones are rubbish but I apparently need SatNav on my phone ?
Mouthwash can make my mouth explode and washing powder can make my clothes whiter than my teeth.
White bread is now healthy.
Tiny, frozen yoghurts are fat and sugar free and battle only BAD bacteria ( Guess they had it coming eh! )
Butter won’t kill me dead. ( Thank you! )
Petrol is cheaper everywhere else.
Driving a car is a bad thing because I’m killing the polar bear, but the penguins are doing fine.
That model that got drunk also ate some chips in a taxi.
The other one is getting divorced from the bloke that used to be famous 20 years ago.
I must be green… no… Greener… and save the whales, dolphins, tigers, monkeys, donkeys, birds, badgers and the flower that can only be found in a small place in Argentina.
Polticians are oppurtunist, power hungry, self absorbed, cheating, arrogant crooks. ( Sunday Times….. lol )
I never knew that !
The sun rises every morning and sets in the evening ( I don’t really need Sky TV to tell me that but thanks anyway )
Kids in school have to wear goggles on their faces when they’re frying an egg.
( It’s about time you crazy loons from Health and Safety spotted this potential risk to our kids, next time you know they’ll be playing on their X Boxes without a helmet ! )
Chicken is bad or good or bad or something and turkey is worse or better or worse, can’t remember but beef is… erm… something…. erm….good I think.
But I can eat butter. = )
Wayne = )
Lois Romer
Wayne will you look like fabio if you eat butter. Dont you also need one of those pilates rings to get fit and the super steamer to clean ou house and life. lol
Wayne Holman replied
Y’ know I think I may need one of those and flipper cleaner that makes life simpler…. apparently. Thanks Lois = )
rodsfotos
And now you KNOW that watching tv is bad for you you’ll probably get ulcers worrying about all of the above, the Sunday Times have certainly got politicians off to a T, love it Wayne, what better way to spend a wet Monday,
Regards, Rod.
Wayne Holman replied
I don’t watch TV that much but when I do it’s exactly the same only different in a funny way. I’m now worried that Sue and Terry might find out they’ve both been cheating with Ross the postman, ( made up ) Gosh !
Joe Powell
WTG Tim, love this one, I am logging off and turning on TV
Wayne Holman replied
Thanks for tuning in Joe but who’s Tim ? LOL = ))
Richard Veal
LOL. That is great.
I am now going to have a beef sandwich with butter on the bread, and salt on the beef. :-)
Wayne Holman replied
Knock yourself out mate, but remember you can only eat ’ approved ’ meat otherwise the H and S regiment will swing through your windows and tie you up…. for your own good ! LOL