Trust Me

WanderingAuthor
Author: WanderingAuthor
Word Count: 254
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Trust Me

There are hidden dangers in attempting to deal with the Fair Folk. You have been warned.

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Twisted Tales

I felt foolish, standing under the moonlight in a tiny clearing. I’d noticed it one day while hiking. The neat circle of stones enclosing mossy earth, silvery bell-shaped flowers dangling from stalks growing between them, was a perfect fairy ring. At that time I needed nothing from the Fair Folk, so I simply jotted the details in my journal.

Now, I was desperate. Waiting while the breeze whispered among the leaves, I suspected I was crazy. A distant fox barked. My eyes imagined movement in the shadows, seeing figures where none stood. An owl swooped overhead, hooting mournfully. I was ready to give up when a jaunty fairy approached, bowing. I was so startled, I barely managed to bow back.

“Our aid is rarely sought any longer…”

“I need a story, an idea, quickly. I hoped…”

“Ideas? Such a simple thing! Trust me, I will tell you ideas no mortal mind could imagine, and you shall give me… milk!”

“I’ll feed you milk until you’re ready to burst.”

He scrambled up into my jacket pocket. “Let’s go!”

I left him in my study and went to fetch a bowl full of milk. I was out of organic, but I doubted Fair Folk worried about synthetic hormones. When I brought the bowl, he lifted it and drank greedily. His chest seemed to expand, the filigree of his buckle snapped, his blue velvet jerkin split at the seams. He kept growing until he burst apart… perhaps the hormones did matter.

  • WanderingAuthor

    WanderingAuthor

    About the word count… Please see my comment on the contest thread in the forum of Twisted Tales – the word count on this one seems inaccurate as displayed. When RedBubble and my program disagreed, I counted manually, and got the same result as my program…

  • deliriousgirl

    deliriousgirl

    RB wordcount is notoriously always off!

  • deliriousgirl

    deliriousgirl

    This story is me right now!!! I was informed earlier that I had 24 hours to get a story together, just can’t get it edited down though!!!

    Anyway, Cute Fair Folk where are you?????

  • WanderingAuthor replied

    Ah, the Fair Folk may offer ideas, but do they edit as well? I’ll have to keep that in mind when I need to trim a few words.

  • WanderingAuthor

    WanderingAuthor

    Just be sure you only give them organic milk… :<o>

  • Lisa  Jewell

    Lisa Jewell

    Enchanting with a poignant sense of everlasting hope…..for the writer….

  • juice

    juice

    hmmmmmm milk such a treat…one of those juices from nature we use have a lot of as a child…you have embraced this special quality of childhood…fairy lore…and I love it completely…I was a little sad at the end when the fairy broke…can we please try and put fairy back together in the next story….do you think glue might work…i.e. flower and water type…or perhaps tear drops and kissing gel…who knows…I’m waiting to see what you do! thanks for this lovely twisted tale

  • WanderingAuthor replied

    I’ll have to see what I can think of. At least the other fairies are warned now, never to drink milk with artificial hormones in it. :-)

  • Lisa  Jewell

    Lisa Jewell

    Perhaps because I’m an optimist – I read this to mean the fair folk… who was pocket size, equating to limited ideas, grew in size (ideas) once feed….burst apart (not literally) but with magnificent ideas…

    Ummmmm I now think, perhaps I got it wrong….

  • WanderingAuthor replied

    Well, this story was born of several things. I was writing an article on how to generate ideas – which led me naturally to the writer’s jokes about getting them from fairies. And I know many RedBubblers are from Australia – I don’t know what the milk situation is like there, but in the US, most of the milk is produced by cows who are given synthetic hormones to force them to produce greater quantities of milk than normal. Monsanto Corp. pushed through legislation in at least one state that dairies are forbidden to label their milk as free of these hormones when they don’t use them, since current laboratory tests aren’t capable of distinguishing between milk produced by either method (thus there is supposedly no difference). So I thought about all the unexpected harmful effects such milk might cause…

    On the other hand, I like your interpretation. :-) I’d never thought of that. This story could morph in all sorts of ways, couldn’t it?

  • Craig Mowat

    Craig Mowat

    I feel sorry you didn’t get your idea.
    Always remember to get the idea first, before giving fairies milk. Then it doesn’t matter what kind it is.

  • WanderingAuthor replied

    Ah, but if you callously kill one of the Fair Folk just to get your idea, will they continue to help you, or will they find a way to get even? My reading on the Fair Folk suggests it isn’t wise to try to trick them. ;-)

  • DBALehane

    DBALehane

    I wouldn’t take too much notice about the Red Bubble word count, Ray. I’ve seen it sometimes be 20+ plus words out. If there’s any doubt I will always cut and paste the posted entry into Word myself. I have a feeling that the Red Bubble word count doesn’t recognise an apostrophe so words like it’s or he’d get counted as two.

    Anyhow – to the story…nice amusing take on a fairy encounter. Either way I guess the writer did get his story idea! ;) Thanks for posting this to Twisted Tales

  • WanderingAuthor replied

    I guess I was worried because, up to this story, the counts on the stories where it mattered appeared to match. Yes, word count is a tricky issue, isn’t it? Glad to know you check them, even if you do rely on the Evil Empire (MS) to do it. ;-)

    I’m always a bit amused by the people who can’t understand where ideas come from. There are so many out there, the real problem is choosing one.

  • Miri

    Miri

    oh yes the RB word count – such fun!
    good story, those pesky fair folk….maybe it should be choc milk?!

  • WanderingAuthor replied

    For the problem with the milk, see my reply to LisaG – one more thing to keep in mind when writing for the Web is that issues that are easily recognisable in your own country may not be to someone from a distant country.

    Of course, I’m sure any respectable fairy would love a bowl of good chocolate milk – as long as it didn’t have any of those nasty synthetic hormones in it…

  • Sabbath

    Sabbath

    Nawww so cute ! but you killed a fairy (cry)

  • WanderingAuthor replied

    I didn’t kill a fairy; milk with synthetic hormones did. Be careful what you drink. ;-) And Jewels already has me thinking, wondering if he can be saved somehow.

  • Natella2020

    Natella2020

    This is so funny. I like Lisa’a interpretation, really cool. Best wishes for the competition.

  • WanderingAuthor replied

    Thanks; I like Lisa’s interpretation, too. I wish I’d thought of it myself. :-)

  • Debbie Irwin

    Debbie Irwin

    This is just fabulous!

  • WanderingAuthor replied

    Thank you.

  • Alison Pearce

    Alison Pearce

    Love this story! Really well told! (the whole word count thing on RB drives me nuts!! Trust your .doc word count, it’s the one that is right. I’ve had one story show up as 36 words over!)

  • WanderingAuthor replied

    Thank you.

    On the word count – one problem is that I don’t use Word. :D I have WordPerfect, although I’ve gotten away from using that so much, RoughDraft, Liquid Story Binder XE, yWriter, DarkRoom, Q10, AngelWriter… Mostly I use RoughDraft and LSB.

  • Micky McGuinness

    Micky McGuinness

    Is this vegan literature??? Loved the story, but felt sorry for the little fella… going off with a bang is not so nice!

  • WanderingAuthor replied

    Vegans don’t drink milk at all… What killed the poor trusting fairy wasn’t milk, it was the synthetic hormones in the milk.

    It seems a lot of people want me to find a way to bring him back, or at least found his end distressing (well, I didn’t enjoy writing that part, but that was where the story led).

  • Zolton

    Zolton

    Ha ha. This is a fun story. Darn hormones. My coffee creamer last for over a month. What the heck are they putting in that to make it last so long? Anyway… I can picture your pocket friend’s little buttons popping off as he gulps down his milk.

  • WanderingAuthor replied

    Thanks. As to what they’re putting in your creamer, I don’t think I’d dare guess. shudder

  • PJ Ryan

    PJ Ryan

    lovely inspiration gave you your tale !

    nice story :)

  • WanderingAuthor replied

    Thank you! Coming from someone as familiar with lovely inspiration as you are :-) that is quite a compliment.

  • Natella2020

    Natella2020

    You thought of it subconsciously…. :o)

  • WanderingAuthor replied

    Oh, how I wish I could claim that with a straight face. ;-)

  • Outdoors2

    Outdoors2

    God forbid you give him Oreo’s, along with the milk…;)
    (read those ingredients) Ha

  • WanderingAuthor replied

    I believe that would provoke instant and all out war between the Fair Folk and mankind. ;-D

  • Micky McGuinness

    Micky McGuinness

    “Vegans don’t drink milk at all…” I know that, I was one in a former life! I was meaning that it highlighted the perils of drinking milk!
    It’s a shame he burst, I’d grown to like him Perhaps you could write a sequel where the author woke to find it was all a dream!
    Just spotted a typo by the way “but I doubted Fair Folk worried about synthetic hormones.” seems to be missing a “y”!
    A lovely tale, to be sure!

  • WanderingAuthor replied

    Some fairies are also known as “Fair Folk”, at least in some traditions. Of course, they have so many names it is hard to keep up.

    No, it isn’t a dream, but I’m working on a way to save him anyway. Jewels, Sabbath, now you, how can I resist your combined will? ;-)

  • Kelsey Williams

    Kelsey Williams

    Aww! I feel so bad for that poor guy!!

    A great story friend, very imaginative!

  • George Yesthal

    George Yesthal

    LOL. I’m still chuckling. I grew up hearing Norwegian fairy tales from my grandfather. The nissa-folk of those tales were very fond of milk as well and often requested it in payment for services rendered. Good romp. I hope he came across with the “ideas” before he popped. Didja check the expiration date?

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