BEWARE the UNBEATABLE PTERODACTYL!!!!
Verily, there be but one question ye need bid thineself… art thou unbeatable? For when thou doneth this shirt, even the lurking lava troll will cower before ye in terror! *
My tribute to one of classic gaming’s greatest and most unsung villains. The merciless slayer of untold millions of tiny ostrich riders as well as their tiny goose riding comrades in arms.
*Shirt does not actually protect against lava trolls.