This version has even MORE words on it! Wear it in foreign countries and tell the locals it says ‘Barack Obama Pokémon TV Britney Spears’! They’ll eat.that.shit.up!
Hey you! Yeah, that’s right I’m talkin to you, you punk! Stop lookin at me with that dumb face of yours with that icee pop melting in your hand- even confectionery wants to hurt you! Boy-O boy, what a sad sight you are- you disgust me and I’m DEFINITALY blaming you for the fact my cat just vomited up it’s meal of biscuits and vodka. One look at your Wham! t-shirt/no pants dress combo and the food bag in her belly immediately released it’s treasure.
Shame on you sir and or miss! Now buy this shirt as payment for what you have done to me, my cat and any children I may or may not have in the future.