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Street Vendor by vandal

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This is my half of the skullduggery challenge from t-shirt revolution/flash fiction!

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Here is the accompanying text from the amazing (and ever so patient…) Roy Barry. :)

Skullduggery
“Hey, Mr”! shouts the kid with the skateboard.
“Yes Son, what can I do for you?”
“You left your car keys in the ignition there, Mr”
“Why thank you Sonny, very kind of you”
“Hey Mr, 25 bucks should cover it”
“What for?”
“For me to give ‘em back to ya”
“why you little shit!”
“Sorry Mr, cussin’ incurs a 100% surcharge!”
“You little punk, pissant terrorist!”
Angrily, the man reaches for his wallet, well worn ,leather, black.
He slams a 50 bill under the windscreen wiper, as the kid lofts the keys into a high, curving arc, snatches the crisp bill and retires to safety.
“Hey Mr!”
“WHAT?”
“Wanna buy a car stereo?”

Tags

entrepeneur, car, kid, punk, humor, hammer, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, theft, crowbar

Comments

  • roybarry
    roybarryabout 5 years ago

    LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Well worth the wait!!

  • thank you, boss!

    i’m glad you approve! :)

    – vandal

  • Mel Brackstone
    Mel Brackstoneabout 5 years ago

    Wonderful work!!!

  • thank you, Mel! :)

    – vandal

  • Leanna Lomanski
    Leanna Lomanskiabout 5 years ago

    LOL Great teamwork!

  • Woohoo! I’m lucky to be a part of this collaboration! Thanks Leanna!

    – vandal

  • Cathryn Swanson
    Cathryn Swansonabout 5 years ago

    Well done vandal!

  • kozality
    kozalityabout 5 years ago

    Fantastic.

  • o0OdemocrazyO0o
    o0OdemocrazyO0oalmost 5 years ago

    hahaha cheeky….

  • PSHinse
    PSHinseover 4 years ago

    This one too, definitely.

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