the truth about unicorns. T-Shirt

vandal

the truth about unicorns.

I watched “the last unicorn” not long ago… and the legend in that movie is that a greedy sorcerer wanted all of the unicorns for himself. Acting on his desires, he captured all of the unicorns and cast them into the sea. Every morning when the sun rises, the unicorns ride the tide in… only to be carried away as the day continues… never reaching the shore.

Bullwonky.

Somebody saw some Narwhals riding the tide and was too blind to realize they were whales and not, in fact, beautiful horned horses. TRUE STORY.

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  • Tom Douce

    Tom Douce

    fantastic vandal, again u show ur designing talents!
    Douce

  • vandal replied

    you are very kind. thank you for the continued support!

  • Tridib Ghosh

    Tridib Ghosh

    This is superb! vandal

  • vandal replied

    thanks, tridib! i enjoyed making it! :)

  • Nick Ford

    Nick Ford

    Nice work. Love the story!

  • vandal replied

    thanks! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW! UNICORNS WERE A MISTAKE! ... people didn’t have glasses back then.

  • Simon Sherry

    Simon Sherry

    Great stuff mate – hope we’re going to see a mermaid/manitee tee too (feel like I’m stuttering ;o))

  • vandal replied

    haha an entire mythical creatures DEBUNKED series would be pretty hilarious. now i almost want to make a manitee tee just to name it “manitee tee”

    thanks, simon! :)

  • LeapingPig

    LeapingPig

    haha, very nice! ;)

  • vandal replied

    thanks, pig!! :)

  • mais2

    mais2

    thank u for your comment A_A__A

    haah I luv this 1!!!!!

  • vandal replied

    Thanks, Mais!

    I love your gallery!

  • Thur

    Thur

    <3>

  • vandal replied

    :)!!

  • tiffatron

    tiffatron

    haha cool :)

  • vandal replied

    thanks! :)

  • kozality

    kozality

    I always wondered what happened to unicorns, now I know… they were eaten by narwhals. Thank you for this educational and eye-pleasing design. Great.

  • vandal replied

    most people don’t even know what a narwhal is… but everyone’s heard of the unicorns… what kind of grand scheme is this? the world has to know!
    thank you, chris!

  • Jeffrey Phillips

    Jeffrey Phillips

    haha. great description & visual analogy.

  • vandal replied

    Thank you, Jeffrey!

  • vrangnarr

    vrangnarr

    Fantastic! Submitted to reddit :D
    http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/9hm7l/screw_unicorns_heres_a_narwhale_tshirt/

  • vandal replied

    Holy Crap. Thank you for the extra push there! I really appreciate it!

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