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face, ride, crude, rude, innuendo, sexual, pleasure, adult, sit, oral

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areas i dabble in … photography, digital art, drawing, manipulations, writing, etc.

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  • Hugh Fathers
    Hugh Fathersabout 3 years ago

    How about a beard ride instead . . . lol

  • roflmao ooh er! LOL

    – vampvamp

  • Rusty Gentry
    Rusty Gentryabout 3 years ago

    Good, that means that I don’t have to shower. I can’t find a fucking shower seat. Begging a ride to Mom’s for the sit down shower, if anyone is offering. Perhaps we could trade in kind: a ride for a ride. Actually, perhaps I should get mine first after all. xo
    ps: needed that laugh

  • roftflmfao!!! oh rusty! ;D

    – vampvamp

  • Akkra
    Akkraabout 3 years ago

    If I wore this where I live, I wouldn’t get out of the street without being arrested for soliciting! :D

  • rofmao! one way to make some cash! ;)

    – vampvamp

  • Rusty Gentry
    Rusty Gentryabout 3 years ago

    Girl, you know that I don’t come out to play in the sand box. I like big boy shit. Got that shower, by the way. xo

  • was it with a rag on a stick? LOL good boy! pats head ;]

    – vampvamp

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