If I went to a state university, It would be NORTHERN, because it rocks! which is handy as it’s in the mountains…
Completely fictional and the best in the state! Nay, the whole country! GO RAMS!!
Don’t get into awkward conversations regarding your schooling, here, you can join the varsity of your dreams, voted No 1 in obscure internet universities*. This has said to be the Yale of universities in the fake university circle*
No Student Loans needed – just this shirt is guaranteed acceptance!
Free student accommodation – probably
Free Beer! – would be nice
Degrees and qualifications available by negotiation
Extra credit for Beer Pong and Poker
Summer school IS Spring Break!
This will make you rich, popular and more employable*