I had to cut off my brother legs to make him fit into the little cardboard box. He wasn’t happy about this at first, but when I showed him the result he agreed it was a worthwhile sacrifice.
The vital statistics (because you know you love them). The box is 12 inches long, 9 inches wide and 7 inches tall. It is held together with brown tape and it used to contain A4 paper. The bubble wrap has 4472 bubbles and 53.11% of them have been popped.