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The Ultimate Price

At a table in the corner for two
Sat Harry with his secretary Sue
They sat looking in each other’s eyes
Jenny walked in and to her surprise
Saw her husband in a compromising postion
And wondered what brought about this condition
She decided to keep out of view
And see what they intended to do
They sat and whispered and to Jenny’s despair
Harry was touching Sue’s hair
Jenny saw as he leaned over the table
Harry kissed Sue on the lips and she was able
To see that the kiss meant more than a friend
And decided it was time for her marriage to end
She needed a plan for him to pay
And wished to carry it out without delay
She left the restaurant and went to the store
And bought preparations for dinner and much more
Jenny bought a box of rat poison for him
To punish Harry for this terrible sin
She prepared a dinner fit for a king
And then the doorbell began to ring
She opened the door and there was Fed-Ex
The letter had her name and address
She ripped open the envelope and there was a letter
It said Jenny I don’t love you any more and it’s not getting better
So I am running away with Sue
Hope you aren’t mad….but I can’t love two
Jenny was so in a tither
That she forgot what was in the dinner
So she sat at the table all alone
Ate the dinner while on the telephone
She started feeling the effects of the poison she used
And she felt dizzy and quite confused
Jenny in pain rolled on the floor
And was glad she hadn’t eaten any more
She went to the hospital and was in terrible pain
Jenny said I ate something bad and don’t feel sane
The doctor examined her and said you ate poison meant for a rat
She laughed out loud and said I can’t believe that
Jenny said it must have been my husband and his secretary Sue
They wanted to run away together those two
Jenny said Harry said he no longer cared
They called the police and they were soon there
Now Harry and Sue are in prison
Because Jenny had wisdom
Jenny is happy because she got them to pay
In an unexpected covert operation she got her way
Because Harry strayed
The Ultimate Price was paid

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