tweek

YAWN… I’m so bored.
My daughters gone to wales to see her grandparents for three weeks. Leaving me bored and somewhat confused.
I am now awaiting a bizarre accident to happen. It always happens. Its as if once my daughter leaves me… so does my common sense.
Iv flooded my kitchen because i opened the washer half way through a wash.
Iv electrocuted myself by licking my phone charger and stabbing my crumpets out of the toaster with a butter knife.
Iv set myself on fire, my hair for leaning over to see if the hob was on,on my cooker.
Forgetting to roll up my dressing gown sleeves had me flinging my arms around like an angry ape.
I set my hand on fire when i wasn’t paying any attention to what i was cooking.
Iv nearly been hit by cars because i just walked out in front of them and not seen them.
Now your probably thinking “this girls clumsy” or “wow she’s lucky”
But you gotta be kidding me… i tiptoe around myself now just in case something goes hideously wrong.
Its a nightmare.
But i must hold my head p high and face whatever it is thats going to happen.
So, LET THE GAMES BEGIN!