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Job Application

Wanted one person who can do all of the following:
Requires very little to no sleep
The ability to be in more than one place at a time
Clone yourself
Must have multiple arms and hands
The ability to read minds
Must be able to find items without even looking or looking up from what you are currently occupied with.
Must cook,bake, clean
Must be a doctor, physiologist, counselor, and phyco-analysist
Must always maintain a great sense of humor
Must maintain a valid drivers license, and be willing to run children to sports practice,tournaments,school, etc. Must also run numerous errands throughout the day.
Must maintain a cheerful disposition at all times!
Must have excellent mediator skills
Must be an excellent party and event planner
Must have computer skills as you will be required to solve on the spot technical difficulties.
Must be able to do general maintenance of establishment when required.
Must also be an excellent hair stylist
Must also be able to repair multiple toys,games,cds,etc
Must be willing to get dirty, take care of the exterior grounds
Must also have at least a grade 12 education as you will be required to teach all aspects of education to younger adults.
Must also be able to maintain a full time job outside of the home.
Must always be loving and able to hand deliver numerous hugs and kisses each day.
Must also tuck in and take the night shift.
Must also take care of any pets, feeding,cleaning, medication, vet trips etc
Must greet man at door with a cheerful disposition, listen to how his day was and then make dinner, feed the children, do dishes, clean up, and maintain a happy home.

And lastly, Must dress well and maintain a physically appealingly appearance at all times, Night or day!
Must also be able to find time for yourself.
If you fit this description you must be a MOTHER!

To all you wonderful and amazing mothers and single dads out there! You are greatly appreciated and loved even if they don’t show it or say it! Cheers to you all!

Job Application


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