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You're so Vain - Rant poem

I don’t know who you are
but what from what I get
Your so fucking vain

You piss me off
all the pictures you post on myspace
look slutty not sultry
If sultry was the look you were going for
you were wrong

Not all men find boobs popping out of camisoles attractive
nor butter faces
faces you could take a razor blade to and scrape off
half a pound of oil off

Most of the comments you get is when
you’re fully clothed
see the difference

People don’t like slutty
If they say they do
they lie
they like mystery

Even in the picture where you are fully clothed
You are still un natural
hair up caked in bio chemicals
lathers of make up

Show the real you maybe
change your attitude
maybe people who pretend to like you
would actually fucking learn to like you
instead of this mother fucking facade

your voice when I talk to you on radio shows is annoying
trying to act like a phone sex operator
I talk to you daily and it is always about you

Are we in high school again
I guess some people just never grow the fuck up

July 31,2009

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