He’s made of metal alloy
He can sing and he can dance
Likes to show it off
In his chamois suit
He’s an Aluminium European
He belongs in the most pretentious museum
He’s an Aluminium European
Can you see him? Can you see him?
He dozes in and out of concentration
He’s not made of plastic, nor dissolves in water
Likes to skate the figure eight
In his navy blue skivvie
He’s an Aluminium European
He survived within the Roman Colosseum
He’s an Aluminium European
Who can beat him? Who can beat him?
He absorbs the world with blasé
Gettin’ round causin’ havoc and dismay
Likes to turn a phrase
But you can’t understand what he says
He’s an Aluminium European
He’s sick and tired of disagreeing
He’s an Aluminium European
MDMA can’t teach him, MDMA can’t teach him
Aluminium European
“In a thousand years there’ll be no guys or girls…Just wankers.” Mark Renton.