Travis Seale

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Age: 23
City: Safford
Country: United States

Joined: Sep 2007

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Are you sick and tired of the family pet constantly tearing up all your shit? Do the neighborhood animals keep you up at night with their relentless clamor? Do you often find yourself wishing there was something you could do about your annoying pet situation and at the same time get paid to do it? Well now you can, and ‘Recycled Friends’ can help. ‘Recycled Friends’ is a new, revolutionary, do-it-yourself, domesticated animal euthanasia kit. This patented program comes complete with:
10 gallon drum of anti-freeze (so you can start your own furry Holocaust).
A shotgun with 24 rounds of live ammo (works best on large animals like Great Dane’s, Horses, and Rosie O’Donell).
And last, but definitely not least, our step-by-step training video that will have you well on your way to becoming a filthy rich Euthanartist.
“What’s a Euthanartist?” you ask. Simple. A Euthanartist is a person who sets their compassion aside to kill defenseless animals for money (kind of like a Vet Specialist… only not as gay).
“How will I get paid?” you ask. Easy. The next time you 86 a troublesome hamster, don’t throw him in the trash, throw him in a self adressed box and send him to us. But don’t forget the animals I.D. tag; this helps you prove this pet was indeed a once loved member of yours or someone elses family, because everyone knows a well taken care of pet tastes better. From there we do a set of thorough inspections to determine whether or not the animal is indeed edible and not just a waste on shipping and handling. After that we sell them to various Mexican and Chinese food restaurants then give you a 50% cut of what we make off it. Sounds too good to be true right? It’s not. So instead of gently tossing that kitten filled burlap sack into the river, toss ‘em our way. What do you have to lose besides a few ticks and another mouth to feed.

*side effects may include: loss of apetite, dry mouth, constipation, rabies, and an uncontrolable urge to listen to crappy music like The Carpenters and Cher.

find out a little more about me at my myspace profile. www.myspace.com/oootravisooo