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I Bought A Tshirt

I bought a tshirt
And it says ‘Skulls + cassette tapes = genius’

I bought a tshirt
And it says six words of nothing.

I bought a tshirt
And it says ‘Poetry Is Hot’

I bought a tshirt
And it says ‘Depth Of Field Is Depth Of Soul’

I bought a tshirt
And it says ‘Fuck dancing, let’s make Art’

I bought a tshirt
And it says ‘I watch TV, and I vote’

I bought a tshirt
And it says ‘I am stupid, and you’re with me’

I bought a tshirt
And it says ‘Never mind the Art – check out the tits!’

I bought a tshirt
And it says ‘Everything is my favourite’

I bought a tshirt
And it says ‘I wear tshirts’

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Comments

  • Cathie Tranent
    Cathie Tranentover 6 years ago

    Nice work Chris!

    Can we have some links??

  • thickblackoutline
    thickblackoutlineover 6 years ago

    yeah!! lets see some links :) i like to think number 8 is about mine! ;) seriously

  • Danny
    Dannyover 6 years ago

    I bought a Tshirt
    but now it’s pink due to red undies
    damn

  • transmute
    transmuteover 6 years ago

    No links. I just cogitated and these came out based on a general calculation of what the cool kids like and other stuff. These are all copyright BTW. I know where you all live and I have silly string and smoke bombs.

  • thickblackoutline
    thickblackoutlineover 6 years ago

    yay!

  • umauma
    umaumaover 6 years ago

    Very funny Chris..And true too!

  • Hudson Dotorg (The Plume)
    Hudson Dotorg ...over 6 years ago

    I bought a tshirt and it said “I design tshirts”
    And now I wear it all the time

  • Anne van Alkemade
    Anne van Alkemadeover 6 years ago

    I bought a tshirt and it says – nothing. It’s a bloody tshirt! They don’t talk.

  • Anne van Alkemade
    Anne van Alkemadeover 6 years ago

    oops, sorry, ALSO – like the poem.

  • Cathryn Swanson
    Cathryn Swansonover 6 years ago

    I bought a t shirt and it’s in the buyers booth right now!
    Cool poem Chris :)

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