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You can’t celebrate Festivus without the pole – so kindly remove it from your backside, and our celebration can commence.

Ring in the Festivus holiday in style this year!

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Whenever anyone asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I usually answered them with “artist.” I went through reams of paper, and hundreds of crayons and markers. Given the choice of playing outdoors or spending an afternoon inside at my desk, the outcome was always the same.

Creativity always won.

That wide-eyed little girl is still crazy about creating — but these days, I’m armed with Photoshop, loads of caffeine, and a bit of sass.

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